Verse 1 Booted up feeling elite Energy drink, no sleep Ping said green — that was a lie Now I’m rubber-banding through the sky Teammate dropped without a clue Looted my crate like “thank you” Mic crack static in my ear “Bro, it’s fine” — it’s NOT fine here Pre-Chorus Hit reg ghosted, shots went through Tell me how that headshot missed you? Controller shaking in my grip One more glitch and I might flip Chorus (explosive) ALT + F4 MY LIFE I’M DONE, THAT’S IT, GOODNIGHT If I see that respawn light I swear this desk’s in flight Patch notes said “balanced fight” But I just got sniped through a wall twice Uninstall? I just might — ALT + F4 MY LIFE Verse 2 Final circle, palms are slick One v three? Yeah, I’ll clutch this Heartbeat loud, aim on track Game said “nah” and pulled me back Frozen frame — then I’m dead Kill cam looking kinda sus instead Chat spamming “skill issue” I need a new emotional tissue Pre-Chorus Why’s my screen doing interpretive dance? Who coded this? I need a chance Keyboard clacking way too loud My neighbors think I joined a riot crowd Chorus (bigger, chaotic) ALT + F4 MY LIFE I’M DONE, THAT’S IT, GOODNIGHT If I see that respawn light This headset taking flight I lag once, I lag twice Now I’m bargaining with Wi-Fi Uninstall? I just might — ALT + F4 MY LIFE Bridge (dramatic, sarcastic calm) Deep breath… in… out… It’s just a game… no need to shout… Queue again? No. Absolutely not. …okay maybe one more round. Breakdown (heavy drop) SMASH THE KEYS BLAME THE PING IT’S NOT MY FAULT IT’S EVERYTHING PATCH THE BUGS FIX THE FIGHT WHY AM I PLAYING THIS EVERY NIGHT Final Chorus (anthem scream) ALT + F4 MY LIFE Controller down, I’m stepping outside Touch some grass? I just might — After one more ranked tonight I rage, I scream, I say goodbye Then hit “requeue” like “one more try” We both know I’ll be online — ALT + F4 MY LIFE Outro (soft, defeated whisper) Alright boys That's it I can't take it no more See you tomorrow.
