[Instrumental Intro] [Fade In] [Verse] He was born in a sack of dirt Real mean Eyes like sproutin' nightmares Green A kitchen knife Sharpened blade Potato vengeance homemade [Bridge] Boiled in rage He's the one who'll fry you He'll dice your dreams Now you're his stew Chasing victims Amused by screams A starch-filled psycho If you please [Pre-Chorus] His heart is black as a darkest night Russet eyes shining in the pale moonlight No kitchen can hold him no pantry’s safe He’s the starch-filled fiend you can’t escape [Chorus] Rolls and slashes Strikes fast Run or stay You won't last He knows no mercy He brings the fear Beg for mercy He doesn't care The spud of terror He's everywhere [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 2] You called him a side dish He laughed and grinned The main course now Let the terror begin No prayer no butter can save you now A spud of doom here he comes [Bridge 2] Smash crash slash it's the killer spud Boil him fry him he'll draw your blood You thought he was harmless An ingredient for a stew But the potato’s got revenge to do [Pre-Chorus] His heart is black as a darkest night Russet eyes shining in the pale moonlight No kitchen can hold him no pantry’s safe He’s the starch-filled fiend you can’t escape [Chorus] Rolls and slashes Strikes fast Run or stay You won't last He knows no mercy He brings the fear Beg for mercy He doesn't care The spud of terror He's everywhere [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 3] Run Run It’s the killer spud Rolling through town in a river of blood Chop Chop Don’t meet his blade A merciless potato with a grudge to invade [Bridge 3] He’s not your side dish not your snack Chomping hearts with a deadly crack Rusty blade in his tiny sack Don’t turn your back don't turn your back A potato of terror on a killing spree [Pause] [Spoken] Whispers in the dark “Hash you’ll be” [Fade Out] [Instrumental Outro]
