Chicken, Pork & VB

Australian country rap, outlaw hip-hop, trap-country fusion

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(Intro)
Yeah, Brisbane bush cunts. Grab ya VB, chuck on the barbie, pack the bowl.
New world order, ya fucken legends.
(Verse 1)
Down in Australia where the sun burns ya nuts,
Livin’ off cheap chicken and pork, fillin’ up the guts.
VB in the esky, cold as a witch’s tit,
Five bucks a six-pack, I’m gettin’ fucken lit.
No more fancy shit or wankstain caviar,
Just Aldi meat slabs and two-buck specials at the bar.
Kangaroos rootin’ in the yard, magpies divin’ at me head,
But my wallet’s fat on cheap feeds while the world’s gone red.
They preachin’ new world order, economies gettin’ fucked,
I’m smashin’ back the VB and not givin’ a single fuck.
(Chorus)
Welcome to the new world order,
Chicken, pork and VB, ya dirty border!
Ditch the gold bars, stack them sats higher,
Bitcoin’s the new king, light the fucken fire!
New world order, yeah we eatin’ good,
Cheap meat in the fridge and crypto in the hood.
Buds in the bowl, pack it fat and grind,
Aussie battler spirit, pissed and one of a kind!
(Verse 2)
Used to chase gold nuggets like them old digger pricks,
Now I’m all in on Bitcoin, watch the ledger do tricks.
Central banks printin’ cash till it’s worthless as cum on a sock,
My hardware wallet’s colder than a VB on me cock.
New world order schemin’ like some shadowy arseholes,
I’m just barbecuin’ snags, packin’ bowls, and stackin’ sats slow.
Twenty buck feed for the fam, full as a fat tick,
While the city suits cry and suck on their own dick.
Halving’s comin’, fees stay low as a hooker’s price,
Stackin’ sats faster than a roo gettin’ a root in the night.
Gold’s for boomer cunts with shiny rocks up their arse,
Bitcoin’s for real bastards ridin’ the digital charge!
(Chorus)
Welcome to the new world order,
Chicken, pork and VB, ya dirty border!
Ditch the gold bars, stack them sats higher,
Bitcoin’s the new king, light the fucken fire!
New world order, yeah we eatin’ good,
Cheap meat in the fridge and crypto in the hood.
Buds in the bowl, pack it fat and grind,
Aussie battler spirit, pissed and one of a kind!
(Bridge)
They can shove their global reset up their tight control,
I’ll be on the back deck, VB in one hand, buds in the bowl.
Puff puff pass that green, nodes runnin’ clean as fuck,
Inflation can suck me dry but my chicken’s still a feast, ya cunt.
Bitcoin hedge against the beast tryin’ to bend us over,
Aussie crypto cowboys, we ain’t bendin’ for no wanker.
(Final Chorus)
Welcome to the new world order!
Chicken, pork and VB — that’s the fucken quota!
Ditch the gold, brother, Bitcoin’s the play,
Buds in the bowl while we lead the way!
New world order… we ain’t goin’ down,
Eatin’ cheap meat, smashin’ beers and stackin’ while the old world’s drownin’!
(Outro)
Yeah… pass the VB and the bong, ya mad cunts.
See ya in the bull run, off our fuckin’ heads.
Oi oi oi, ya bastards!

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(Intro) Yeah, Brisbane bush cunts. Grab ya VB, chuck on the barbie, pack the bowl. New world order, ya fucken legends. (Verse 1) Down in Australia where the sun burns ya nuts, Livin’ off cheap chicken and pork, fillin’ up the guts. VB in the esky, cold as a witch’s tit, Five bucks a six-pack, I’m gettin’ fucken lit. No more fancy shit or wankstain caviar, Just Aldi meat slabs and two-buck specials at the bar. Kangaroos rootin’ in the yard, magpies divin’ at me head, But my wallet’s fat on cheap feeds while the world’s gone red. They preachin’ new world order, economies gettin’ fucked, I’m smashin’ back the VB and not givin’ a single fuck. (Chorus) Welcome to the new world order, Chicken, pork and VB, ya dirty border! Ditch the gold bars, stack them sats higher, Bitcoin’s the new king, light the fucken fire! New world order, yeah we eatin’ good, Cheap meat in the fridge and crypto in the hood. Buds in the bowl, pack it fat and grind, Aussie battler spirit, pissed and one of a kind! (Verse 2) Used to chase gold nuggets like them old digger pricks, Now I’m all in on Bitcoin, watch the ledger do tricks. Central banks printin’ cash till it’s worthless as cum on a sock, My hardware wallet’s colder than a VB on me cock. New world order schemin’ like some shadowy arseholes, I’m just barbecuin’ snags, packin’ bowls, and stackin’ sats slow. Twenty buck feed for the fam, full as a fat tick, While the city suits cry and suck on their own dick. Halving’s comin’, fees stay low as a hooker’s price, Stackin’ sats faster than a roo gettin’ a root in the night. Gold’s for boomer cunts with shiny rocks up their arse, Bitcoin’s for real bastards ridin’ the digital charge! (Chorus) Welcome to the new world order, Chicken, pork and VB, ya dirty border! Ditch the gold bars, stack them sats higher, Bitcoin’s the new king, light the fucken fire! New world order, yeah we eatin’ good, Cheap meat in the fridge and crypto in the hood. Buds in the bowl, pack it fat and grind, Aussie battler spirit, pissed and one of a kind! (Bridge) They can shove their global reset up their tight control, I’ll be on the back deck, VB in one hand, buds in the bowl. Puff puff pass that green, nodes runnin’ clean as fuck, Inflation can suck me dry but my chicken’s still a feast, ya cunt. Bitcoin hedge against the beast tryin’ to bend us over, Aussie crypto cowboys, we ain’t bendin’ for no wanker. (Final Chorus) Welcome to the new world order! Chicken, pork and VB — that’s the fucken quota! Ditch the gold, brother, Bitcoin’s the play, Buds in the bowl while we lead the way! New world order… we ain’t goin’ down, Eatin’ cheap meat, smashin’ beers and stackin’ while the old world’s drownin’! (Outro) Yeah… pass the VB and the bong, ya mad cunts. See ya in the bull run, off our fuckin’ heads. Oi oi oi, ya bastards!

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