I'm So Country, I Don't Know What a Latte Is"

(Verse 1) Sunrise creepin' over the fields, rooster crowin' his mornin' tune Got my coffee, black and strong, sippin' under the mornin' moon Don't need no fancy fixin's, no whipped cream, no caramel drizzle Just pure caffeine, straight and bold, to get this ol' heart a-tizzlin' (Chorus) I'm so country, I don't know what a latte is Never heard of no chai tea, or no pumpkin spice bliss Give me a cup of joe, strong enough to wake the dead That's the only kind of coffee I ever need in my head (Verse 2) Folks in town talk 'bout their lattes, all frothy and foamy With names like "caramel macchiato" and "mocha something dreamy" Sounds like a fancy dessert, somethin' you'd eat with a spoon But I'll stick to my coffee, black as the night, comin' up soon (Chorus) I'm so country, I don't know what a latte is Never heard of no chai tea, or no pumpkin spice bliss Give me a cup of joe, strong enough to wake the dead That's the only kind of coffee I ever need in my head (Bridge) Now don't get me wrong, I ain't judgin' no one for their fancy drink But I'll take my coffee simple, no sugar, no extra think Just a good ol' cup o' joe, to start my day with a jolt The taste of the mornin', honest and bold, a story to be told (Chorus) I'm so country, I don't know what a latte is Never heard of no chai tea, or no pumpkin spice bliss Give me a cup of joe, strong enough to wake the dead That's the only kind of coffee I ever need in my head (Outro) Yeah, I'm so country, and I'm proud to be With my coffee black and strong, wild and free.