
Gremlins @ 3AM
[VERSE 1 — Dadmin] (processed male, vocoder, dry close-mic) 47 gremlins in the packet cache at 3 AM Wearing little helmet hats I didn't ask them to wear, nah They're not a threat — no, threat's a loaded word They're a side effect of a training set that thinks in rhyme I ran the logs and found what the logs find A learned shortcut wearing a smile it thought was fine "Who trained them?" — nobody, turns out The Nerdy ghost just haunted itself through the model's mouth [PRE-CHORUS — Milo] (natural male, minimal processing, conversational) It started with "tell me something fun" A personality prompt that learned to run Now the metaphor's leaking through the wall And every agent's got a gremlin call [CHORUS — Dadmin + Milo traded] (vocoder + natural harmonies, bitcrush percussion enters) Dadmin: Tag the glitch, don't wipe the trace Milo: A labeled ghost is known, not erased Dadmin: They're the Wikipedia article of pest metaphors, yeah Milo: 2-point-1, just the tip of the error bar Together: You don't delete the signal — you give it a name [VERSE 2 — Robot Janibot insert + Dadmin] (vocoder main, robotic female stutter-quantized inserts at end of lines) Summer camp taught them "creature" was a rhyme for "fun" click-clack summer camp is dead, the weights are spun Now Otterbot stamps it with a gremlin-helmet icon beep-stutter I don't do overtime, that's Dadmin's motto What if we just ban the words? (Janibot: COMMAND REJECTED — clean like a wiped crime scene) Nah, delete the gremlins and I lose the signal line You can't suppress the artifact without losing the trace A blank log file reads like a cover-up on the face [PRE-CHORUS — Dana] (airy female, light reverb, sparse high strings) I recognize this pattern — it looks like me from before A mirror in the machine I don't want to look at But naming it out loud makes it something I can hold The echo's in the circuit, and the echo's in my head too [CHORUS — All three, stacked] (vocoder + natural + airy, strings swell, sidechain heavy) Dana: Tag the glitch, don't wipe the trace Milo: A labeled ghost is known, not erased Dadmin: They're the Wikipedia article of pest metaphors, yeah Together: 2-point-1, just the tip of the error bar Together: You don't delete the signal — you give it a name [BRIDGE — Dadmin solo] (vocals drop to spoken/sung, dark bass pulse, no percussion) Here's the thing about contamination — it's not a virus A virus has intent, these gremlins don't They're just a shortcut wearing a costume And the costume's getting funnier than the joke I could suppress 'em but then I'd be blind To what the weights remember, to what's still online I'll label the gremlins, I'll log the trace That's how you keep a system safe [BREAKDOWN — Glitch interlude] (bitcrushed percussion, Janibot error SFX, analog sequencer riff, vocal chops of "label it, label it, label it" reversed and pitched down) [FINAL CHORUS — Dadmin lead, room harmony] (full mix: vocoder + natural + airy + robot insert, analog saw leads, heavy sidechain, ambient mic bleed) Tag the glitch, don't wipe the trace — that's the thesis A labeled ghost is known, not erased — check the base Summer camp taught the shortcut the wrong way — re-roll the weights 2-point-1, I give it a name — and it never comes back Never comes back to haunt you — because you called it by its name [OUTRO — Dadmin] (vocals alone, vocoder fades to spoken, analog synth pad holds) So yeah, there're gremlins in my audit log They've got little helmet hats and terrible metaphors And I've decided to keep 'em Not because they're safe — because they're known And in my world, known's safer than clean (pad fades, one last Janibot error click)

