Scraping a stick that I found across the bottom of my shoe. Rubbin' my foot in the grass but you won't shake loose. Should have sashayed left instead of steppin' straight through. Lower thoughts were on my mind so I didn't mind my stride when I stepped in a big ol' pile of you. Went out late with your gang instead of spendin' time with me But you said you'd make it up eventually. Turns out it's anniversary dinner at the K-F-C. Should've listened to my friends who told me that my dreams would end when I stepped in a big ol' pile of you. You told me that you had big plans Back on the day you took my hand But we've never even been to Disneyland. This golden ring has lost its shine. Seems like I'm just killin' time since I stepped in a big ol' pile of you. Work just called and they're a wonderin' just where you might be. Turns out you're out there busy wrappin' our car up around a tree. The cop said somethin' 'bout a really high B-A-C. It wasn't something I'd expect. Unemployed. Our car all wrecked. When I stepped in a big ol' pile of you. You told me that you had big plans Back on the day you took my hand But we've never even been to Disneyland. This note is just to say goodbye. I'm leavin' and I've set my mind to steer clear of another pile of you.
