YOU’RE MY KRYPTONITE [Verse 1] Back when we started, you held up your phone And asked, “Which one?” like you’d order just one I pointed to black; you bought every shade Then called it a win for the money you saved By Friday, four boxes were stacked at the door I thought I was angry—then you modeled all four I came with a lecture, rehearsed and airtight You kissed me once, and there went the fight [Chorus] Daisy, you’re my kryptonite One crooked smile—I lose the fight I draw the line; you move it twice Then wear that dress and change my mind You’re the only weakness I don’t mind Daisy, you’re my kryptonite [Verse 2] Now I know every label and size that you trust And how every want gets renamed as a must I know “only one more” means two, maybe three And “free shipping” costs a small fortune to me There are coats on the chair and new shoes by the door And one unopened box from the Tuesday before I start with a speech; you answer with a grin Then model the winner—and there I go again [Chorus] Daisy, you’re my kryptonite One crooked smile—I lose the fight I draw the line; you move it twice Then wear that dress and change my mind You’re the only weakness I don’t mind Daisy, you’re my kryptonite [Verse 3] When years leave their handwriting under our eyes You’ll still buy the dress; I’ll still question the price We’ll argue at eighty the same as tonight You’ll say, “Half off,” like that makes it all right I’ll carry the boxes and curse every stair Then wait while you turn so I see what you wear And here is the truth underneath all the noise: I’d still take this life; I’d still make this choice [Chorus] Daisy, you’re my kryptonite One crooked smile—I lose the fight I draw the line; you move it twice Then wear that dress and change my mind You’re the only weakness I don’t mind Daisy, you’re my kryptonite
