[Intro] [Intro Fairground Organ] [Verse 1] Welcome to Uncle Sam’s Big Flop Circus Three rings of ding-a-lings We also have something really special Something everyone will love to see The freak show boardwalk review [Verse 2] Karen role players running about Getting in everyone’s business Running and shouting out Be sure to thank them for all they do [Chorus] We have men We have women We have men who want to be women We have women who want to be men We have everything in between [Interlude] [Verse 3] It will make you smile It will make you laugh When you are done We have a place for you to cry [Verse 4] Our freak show is filled with Three and four lettered agencies Real people who spy on each other They even spy on you Collecting all that you do [Bridge] How intriguing is that!!! [Interlude] [Verse 5] We’ll show you folks who cannot hold down a job Would fail a drug test Have criminal records But, somehow manage to run a country [Verse 6] They don’t mind spending your money Use it for their parties Give it away like candy to their friends Don’t mind at all [Verse 7] They will send your kids off to war Send their kids to private schools Keep coming back for more Need your money to pay for it all Don’t want to use theirs [Chorus] It will make you smile It will make you laugh When you are done We have a place for you to cry [Interlude] [Verse 9] In ring two We have for you Brains on display Shriveled and wavy Like noodles [Verse 10] Well preserved or pickled Will keep for years Nothing needs to be done Here on display for you [Outro] Welcome to Uncle Sam’s Big Flop Circus It might be funny if it were not true [Fade] [End] [END]
