[Verse] Santa Claus doesn't fit the chimney Santa Claus is stuck where you can't see And everything is nice until it cracks He's so big that he just won't come back [Chorus] But that's okay he's on a diet I went to stay there on a weekend [Verse] Easter bunny doesn't bring us eggs All these stories scrambled in my head Standing on my feet and still in bed Thank God I'm not guilty of these shams [Chorus] But that's okay she's on a diet I went to stay there on a weekend And they had lots of fruit and candlelight Where I'm goose-stepping not where angels tread [Bridge] And if I could just fall asleep Connecting all the dots and wondering What I'm doing here It was a dream it was all just a dream Please tell me [Verse] Santa Claus doesn't fit the chimney Santa Claus is stuck where you can't see And everything is nice until it cracks He's so big that he just won't come back [Chorus] But that's okay he's on a diet I went to stay there on a weekend And they had lots of fruit and candlelight Where I'm goose-stepping not where angels tread
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