[fade in] [intro, instrumental, sleigh bell rhythm] [Verse 1] Up on the rooftops every Christmas Eve, Something is happening you won’t believe. Milk n’ cookies, pies galore, Eggnog n’ Cocoa knockin’ at the door. He checks his list for who’s the worst, To find a seat and let it burst. [Chorus] Whoah-oh-ohhh— Santa poops down the chimney chute, Poots so loud he shakes the roof. From his Ho Ho hole n’ passed the flue, I hope this Christmas doesn't stink for you. [Verse 2] Reindeer close their eyes n’ cover their ears, As he makes his yule logs with lots of cheer. Ho Ho Ho, he said, Where else should I doo? We’ll save the coal, and give them my poo. Droppin’ down some lumpy brown, Followed by a thunderous’ sound. [Chorus] Whoah-oh-ohhh— Santa poops down the chimney chute, Poots so loud he shakes the roof. From his Ho Ho hole n’ passed the flue, I hope this Christmas doesn't stink for you. [Bridge] Mornin’ comes with no toys in sight, Just a crappy gift left in the night! Sorry faces crying, red and mad, Christmas smells so very merry bad! [Chorus] Whoah-oh-ohhh— Santa poops down the chimney chute, Poots so loud he shakes the roof. From his Ho Ho hole n’ passed the flue, I hope this Christmas doesn't stink for you. [instrumental outro] [outro-chorus] Santa poops down the chimney chute, Poots so loud he shakes the roof. From his Ho Ho hole n’ passed the flue, I hope this Christmas doesn't stink for you. [fade out]
