Batman Smells (Jingle Bells)

[Jingle Bells Intro] . . . ! [Verse 1] Swinging through the night In Gotham’s winter chill, The Bat-signal is bright Crime-fighting's quite the thrill, Batarangs in hand Villains flee in fright, What fun it is to stalk and chase Catwoman through the night! [Jingle Bells] . . . ! [Chorus] Oh! Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Oh, the Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, hey Jingle bells, The Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost its wheels And the Joker got away [Verse 2] On December 24th We faced the Penguin’s crew, Then Joker stole the wheels Harley Quin laughed at them too, The Riddler left a clue About Two-Face's eerie eye, Batman’s gadgets saved the day So Alfred baked a Christmas pie! [Jingle Bells] . . . ! [Chorus] Oh! Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Oh, the Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, hey Jingle bells, The Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost its wheels And the Joker got away [Instrumental Bridge] . . . ! [Verse 3] The snow falls on the streets While Arkham's full tonight, Yet villains sneak around And stir a yuletide fright, But "Bats" is on patrol With Alfred’s sage advice, Oh, Robin's laid an egg again and an "omelet" sounds real nice! [Jingle Bells] . . . ! [Chorus] Oh! Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Oh, the Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, hey Jingle bells, The Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost its wheels And the Joker got away [Verse 4] Now the night is clear And peace returns to town, Bruce Wayne and his Foundation Turning lives around, So gather, Gothamites, And let us proudly say, The Batman is the darkest knight, and Clark Kent is Super gay! [Jingle Bells] . . . ! [Outro] Oh! Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Oh, the Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away, hey Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost its wheels And the Joker got away! [Jingle Bells Ending] . . . !