You’re a strange little creature Only 4 foot 3 and a half You’re a wild one Never know when you’re gonna snap But that’s ok ‘Cause we can’t have Anything be too easy So say-ith the wraith The poker hand has been dealt And it just don’t come out clean [instrumental] Got two pair on the table A lil cash I might make Chances are low though ‘Cause my friend Looks like he just got A birthday cake So man is there anything I can do To make sure I win the game I doubt it Nuts [instrumental] So I folded at the next round Gave up my ghost of a hand But my friend put down Five dead cards Oh man was I ever mad He played the table like a snake Doubled down and called our bluff Walked away with Six hundred sixty-three dollars A rug And a table saw [instrumental] Oh man did we ever wanna crush him But he never showed up again Swindled us outta thousands By being the bluff emperor Well he showed up At the tournament At the other end of town Bluffed the whole damn city Out a quarter million sound [instrumental] That guy still hangs out with us But we don’t play poker no more ‘Cause he bets as much as he did win At the tournament hardcore Well he loves to brag About his winnings every day I take comfort that he can’t keep A lover to save his face [instrumental] I take comfort that he can’t keep A lover To save His Face [instrumental outro]
