Haunted Tiki Ride (Congratulations, Kem

--- [Intro – Spoken / Chant] 🎤 “Aloha and boo! The spirits have spoken… and they chose you! Congratulations, Kem Day Kem — you won the Haunted Tiki Ride!” (🎸 Guitar skank + spooky laugh fade in…) --- [Verse 1] Rollin’ through Fresno, the moon’s on high, Skeletons wave as the bike rolls by. Jack-o’-lantern glow in the Tower light, Ten-seat party in the haunted night! Witches in leis, ghosts with style, Even Dracula’s smilin’ for a while. Tiki torches flicker, the crowd’s in cheer, Cuz Kem Day Kem’s the winner of the year! --- [Chorus] 🎵 Congratulations, Kem! You caught the vibe, my friend! You’re cruisin’ with the Boo Crew ‘Til the spooky night ends. 🎵 Congratulations, Kem! Grab your crew and your grin, You won the Haunted Tiki Ride — Let the fright night begin! --- [Verse 2] The ghosts mix punch with a pineapple twist, The mummy’s DJin’ — can’t resist! Wicked beats and good-time sin, Even the spirits wanna join on in. Pedals glow green, purple, and red, Haunted tunes spinning round your head. The Tower streets alive tonight, Fresno magic under neon light. --- [Bridge – Breakdown / Chant] 👻 Roll, roll, roll — Haunted Tiki style! 🌴 Bamboo, brooms, and spooky smiles! 🎃 Pedal through the palm trees — feel that breeze! 🧡 Aloha and BOO from the FPC! --- [Final Chorus] 🎵 Congratulations, Kem! You got the golden fright, The spirits ride beside you Through the Fresno night. 🎵 Congratulations, Kem! Now let the good times spin, Haunted lights are shining — The Tiki Bike’s alive again! --- [Outro – Spoken / Fade Out] > “From Fresno Pedal Company to you, Kem — May your ride be spooky, your crew be groovy, and your night be one big Tiki-tastic boo!”