Hissing cobra chickens The scourge of all mankind Only here in Canada. We think they are just fine Florida’s death lizard Are nasty as can be You ain’t seen nothing Then a honking hissing beast Here’s to cobra chickens Their cruel and god damn mean Flapping wings and hissing They’re the worse I’ve ever seen No provocation With poop the size of dogs Ever seen a dog crap Well these are big as logs Their necks are lethal weapons Their beaks are razor sharp Not so cute these vermin They’ll tear you all apart Here’s to cobra chickens Their cruel and god damn mean Flapping wings and hissing They’re the worse I’ve ever seen Here’s to the Aussie’s Poisons don’t come close We’ve got hissing mayhem That even god don’t know Hunker down don’t venture Cobra chicken on the prowl Hissing at the tourist That’s why we call em fowl Here’s to cobra chickens Their cruel and god damn mean Flapping wings and hissing They’re the worse I’ve ever seen
