[Intro – minimal, stomp/clap] (stomp… clap… stomp… clap…) WHO A! (echo) ⸻ [Verse 1 – dry, talk-sing] I been drinkin’ Monsters like nothin’ ever wrong, So freakin’ tired but I’m wired—feel like King Kong (King Kong…) Give me just a second, gotta take a couple swigs— WHOA! (whoa!) Heart palpitations hittin’ like grandma throwin’ wigs (—throwin’ wigs!) Workin’ nights like they days ‘cause I can’t land a job, Caffeinated beverages, fightin’ off the mobs (fight ‘em off!) Killed all the good things that kept my blood pure, Now I’m drownin’ in caffeine—heart beat, endure (endure…) ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – beat strips] Hold up—wait— Can you hear my heartbeat? (thump… thump…) Crack the can— ⸻ [Chorus – DROP] FIZZ-FIZZ! Monster biz (HEY!) Barely dodgin’ calamity in my bones (IN MY BONES!) CRACK-CRACK! Monster’s back (HEY!) Give me all the energy to fight the sleepin’ doze (LET’S GO!) (beat CUT) WHO A! (echo) ⸻ [Rap Verse – replaces Verse 2 / double-time, Spoken Verse – rhythmic chant, half-spoken] Yeah! baby-Q on the verse —— Green can, white can, Ultra Zero flow (zero!) Pipeline Punch got me surfin’ too close (too close!) Mango Loco, Peachy Keen in my veins, Ultra Sunrise, Ultra Gold, go insane (insane!) Watermelon drip, yeah, Melon Mania (splash!) Pacific Punch wave hit the whole area (whole area!) Khaotic, Aussie Lemonade twist, Mix it all together, yeah, my heart won’t quit (won’t quit!) Ultra Blue, Ultra Red, Ultra Violet glow (glow!) Every color on the shelf tellin’ me “let’s go” (let’s go!) Doctor say slow down—I don’t hear a thing, Crack another tab, hear the angels sing (AHH!) ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – short] Hold up—wait— Heartbeat still racin’— ⸻ [Chorus – DROP] FIZZ-FIZZ! Monster biz (HEY!) Barely dodgin’ calamity in my bones (IN MY BONES!) CRACK-CRACK! Monster’s back (HEY!) Give me all the energy to fight the sleepin’ doze (LET’S GO!) ⸻ [Verse 3] Alarm clock laughin’ while I’m starin’ at the ceilin’ (ha! ha!) Eyes wide open but my brain ain’t really feelin’ (nah…) Said I’d slow it down, yeah, I meant it back then, But the fridge light blinked twice and I grabbed another can (another one!) Hands shakin’ lightly but I’m callin’ it a vibe (it’s fine!) Heartbeat doin’ laps, tryna set a new high (too high!) If this is a problem, I don’t wanna know, ‘Cause tomorrow starts early and the Monster gotta flow (gotta flow!) ⸻ [Bridge – full stop] (music DROPS) Take me to the land of make-believe! (make-believe!) Give me energy and never let me leave! (never leave!) I can’t make it on my own—no monsters I condone— MONSTER EN-THU-SI-AST! (shouted, dry) (beat SLAMS back) ⸻ [Final Chorus – biggest] FIZZ-FIZZ! Monster biz (FIZZ-FIZZ!) Barely dodgin’ calamity in my bones (IN MY BONES! IN MY BONES!) CRACK-CRACK! Monster’s back (CRACK IT!) Give me all the energy to fight the sleepin’ doze (LET’S GO!)
