[verse] Two old ladies were lyin in bed. One turned over to the other and said. I wanna be an Airborne Ranger! Live that life of blood and danger. Airborne Ranger. Blood and danger. [instrumental] [chorus] One-two (one-two) Three-four (three-four) [verse] Two old ladies were lyin in bed. One turned over to the other and said. I wanna be a paramedic. Pump that funky anesthetic. Paramedic. anesthetic. [instrumental] [chorus] One-two (one-two) Three-four (three-four) [verse] Two old ladies were lyin in bed. One turned over to the other and said. I wanna be a mountain climber. Climb those mountains higher and higher. Mountain climber. Higher and higher. [instrumental] [chorus] One-two (one-two) Three-four (three-four) [verse] Two old ladies were lyin in bed. One turned over to the other and said. I wanna be a scuba diver. Jump right in that muddy water. Scuba diver. Muddy water. [outro] One-two (one-two) Three-four (three-four)
