Monday Night's Alright

[Disco Prelude] [Verse] I spent the weekend working on my yard. To be honest, I didn’t get too far... I just got lazy, not much more to say. shit, I forgot it was your birthday today. My downtime at home, now out the door. What the hell do I have friends for? Wish we did this yesterday, Why’d you plan disco for Monday? (*clap*) [Chorus] No, Monday Night’s Alright. Don’t wanna letcha down, Though my back hurts tonight. No, Monday Night’s just fine, Can’t believe I forgot this shit. But I’ve bailed too many times. Monday Night’s Alright But I might be a li’l late! [Verse] I’d rather be on the couch all alone, Spending hours doom scrolling on my phone. My stomach clenches at the thought of goin’ out. But my friends have been bugging me for months now. Don’t wanna sweat my ass off and dance. I’m way comfier in my torn up sweatpants. This shit's hard to do when you’re thirty, The age where literally everything starts hurting. (*clap*) [Chorus] No, Monday Night’s Alright I know I said I’d be there, And I don’t wanna fight. No, Monday Night’s just fine, I’m still bagged from work today, But you don't wanna hear me whine. Monday Night’s Alright, I’ll try my best to make it! [Disco Breakdown] [Final Chorus] No, Monday Night’s Alright. No, Monday Night’s just fine. No, Monday Night works ok. Though, Monday Night’s a li’l late... [Voicemail Beep] “Hey man, uh, sorry but I won’t be able to make it, some stuff came up, i’m not feeling to good either- I got a headache that came out of nowhere, I still gotta clean my house, it’s a shitshow right now. Yea. Yea sorry, but- jus- I’ll come out with you guys soon, I swear, shit’s just been crazy haha… But uh, yea, sorry man. Have fun tonight.” [Outro]