Lyrics: [Intro: creepy carnival laughter] Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee… (whoop whoop!) [Chorus] Everyone come see the greatest show Gather up all Juggalos and roll Everyone come see the greatest show Gather up all Juggalos and roll [Verse 1] Ah yeah! Dum diddy dum (dum diddy!) Get your ass out the way ‘cause here we come And we’re bringin’ this spectacle into your town We got creep shows, freak shows (wicked clowns!) Most people don’t like these Oddities Most people would love to have a shot at these If you think you’re too good for the sideshow freaks, let me know ‘Cause I’ma whip-smack your cheeks! (bitch!) [Chorus] Everyone come see the greatest show Unlike anything that you know Come and be down with the clowns The big Oddity freak show’s in town [Verse 2] I’m a sideshow looney, watch me get nutty (nutty!) I do backflips out in front of Mack trucks I chew nails up and spit out quarters (cha-ching!) I can swim through shark-filled waters Don’t cry for your daddy, what’s that gonna do? ‘Cause he’s just as shook as you, you little bitch! (shook!) [Double Chorus – full Juggalo explosion, layered crowd energy] Everyone come see the greatest show (greatest show!) Gather up all Juggalos and roll (whoop whoop!) Everyone come see the greatest show (freak show!) Gather up all Juggalos and roll (roll bitches!) Everyone come see the greatest show (hands in the air!) Unlike anything that you know (you ever know!) Come and be down with the clowns (down with the clowns!) The big Oddity freak show’s in town (in your fuckin’ town! WHOOP WHOOP!) [Verse 3] Seven-foot Kurrgan steppin’ with the silence (shhh!) Golga in the mask, moonwalkin’ violence (slide!) Giant Silva towerin’, palms like fuckin’ boats (huge!) Luna screamin’ bloody, cut your fuckin’ throats (slash!) We dance in the ring while the normies all choke Freak flags high, motherfuckers, we broke the mold (whoop whoop!) [Verse 4] Crowd goes wild when the monsters all groove (dance!) Arms flailin’ crazy, got nothin’ to prove (wild!) Sable strutted once, now the freaks own the stage Turned heels to heroes in a Juggalo rage (rage!) Haters talk shit, we just laugh in your face Oddities forever, bitch – embrace the disgrace! (heeheehee!) [Bridge: Extended Oddities promo dialogue – multiple voices overlapping, chaotic buildup] [Kurrgan – deep growl] We are the Oddities… we don’t speak much… but our fists do the talking! [Luna – screeching] I’ll rip your pretty little faces off and wear ‘em as masks, bitches! [Golga – muffled through mask] …Cartman says hi… and fuck you! Respect my authoritah! [Giant Silva – heavy accent] I crush you… like tiny bug… then I dance on your grave! [Violent J] Step right up, motherfuckers – the freaks are loose tonight! [Shaggy 2 Dope] Faygo rainin’, clowns invadin’, your nightmares comin’ alive! [Kurrgan – growl] Silence… means pain… incoming! [Luna – wild laugh] I’ll carve my name in your chest with these claws, pretty boys! [Golga – muffled] Oh my God, they killed Kenny… you bastards! [Giant Silva] My hands… bigger than your head… squeeze until pop! [ICP together] Freaks unite! Hands in the air! Spray that soda, let ‘em know we don’t care! [All together – escalating chaotic scream] WHOOP WHOOP! FREAK SHOW! HANDS IN THE AIR! DANCE YOU BITCHES! WHOOP WHOOP! ODDITIES FOREVER! [Final Triple Chorus – full Juggalo madness: layered vocals, crowd chants, overlapping ad-libs exploding everywhere] Everyone come see the greatest show (greatest show!) Gather up all Juggalos and roll (whoop whoop!) Everyone come see the greatest show (freak show!) Gather up all Juggalos and roll (roll bitches!) Everyone come see the greatest show (hands in the air!) Unlike anything that you know (you ever know!) Come and be down with the clowns (down with the clowns!) The big Oddity freak show’s in town (in your fuckin’ town! WHOOP WHOOP!) Everyone come see the greatest show (one more time!) Gather up all Juggalos and roll (roll motherfuckers!) Everyone come see the greatest show (greatest motherfucking show!) Gather up all Juggalos and roll… (fade out with manic clown laughter, whoop whoops, Faygo sprays, and total crowd chaos) Boom
