Where the Hell is my Wife?

Dramatic pop-soul with bold theatrical energy, driven by punchy big-band brass, swinging drums, and playful piano riffs, Confident female lead vocals with attitude and expressive runs, backed by gospel-style harmonies and call-and-response hooks, Retro Motown and jazz influences blended with modern R&B and glossy pop production, Upbeat, cheeky, and cinematic, with dynamic horn stabs, funky bass, and a slightly cabaret-like stage presence, Energetic, glamorous, and mischievous

Why is this beautiful girl leaving me to grow old?
Why she already testing my patience?
I only fear she’s taking time with other men that ain’t me
While I’ve been reviewing applications
Wait ’til I get my hands on her, I’ma tell her off too
For how long she kept me waiting, anticipating
Praying to the Lord to guide her to my open arms
And despite my frustrations

And she must need me (she must need me)
Completely (completely)
How my heart yearns for her
Is she far away? (Is she far away?)
Is she okay? (Is she okay?)
This girl is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh
Lord, help me, help me, help me
I need you to tell me

I’m doing lonely acrobatics, rolling in my bed alone at 2 a.m.
And I’m tired of living like this
She must be out there getting ready, fixing up her hair
Uh-huh, hello? This where your man is
Wait ’til I get your heart going, I’ma turn it up too
For how much I’m ’bout to love ya, no one above ya
Praying to the Lord to hurry, hurry you along
Baby, I intend to rush ya

T-t-t-t-tell her I’m— tell her I’m the one, one, one
Tell her I’m kind, tell her I’m 6'1"
Tell her I got brown eyes and a growing fear
That if she doesn’t find me now I’m gonna die alone, so can she
Uh, uh, uh, hurry up here, girl
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

For her, for her, for her, for her
I’ve gotta find that ring, I’ve gotta find that ring
I’m searching for a diamond ring for her wedding finger
A stone so bright it catches every light
One she can hold up laughing, telling everyone about it
And when the day arrives, forgive me, God, I ever doubted
Until that moment comes, I do, I do, I do, I do

Is she about it, ’bout it, ’bout it?
This girl is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh
Lord, help me, help me, help me
I need you to tell me

I want her here, I want her here
I wanna see her standing right in front of me
I want a fierce and loyal woman
One who isn’t scared to run beside me
Someone I can brag about, laugh and talk about
Someone I can hold and never let the world take down
And when the day is here, forgive me, God, I ever doubted
Till the end, I’m hers, I’m hers, I’m hers,

Where is my wife?

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Baby (whoo-hoo), where the hell is my wife? (Whoo-hoo) What is taking her so long (whoo-hoo) to find me? Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Is she out there with another? (Whoo-hoo, yeah) If you happen to see her, baby, if you see her, tell her, tell her (She should holler) Why is this beautiful girl leaving me to grow old? Why she already testing my patience? I only fear she’s taking time with other men that ain’t me While I’ve been reviewing applications Wait ’til I get my hands on her, I’ma tell her off too For how long she kept me waiting, anticipating Praying to the Lord to guide her to my open arms And despite my frustrations And she must need me (she must need me) Completely (completely) How my heart yearns for her Is she far away? (Is she far away?) Is she okay? (Is she okay?) This girl is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh Lord, help me, help me, help me I need you to tell me Baby (whoo-hoo), where the hell is my wife? (Whoo-hoo) What is taking her so long (whoo-hoo) to find me? Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Is she out there with another? (Whoo-hoo, yeah) If you happen to see her, baby, if you see her, tell her, tell her (She should holler) I’m doing lonely acrobatics, rolling in my bed alone at 2 a.m. And I’m tired of living like this She must be out there getting ready, fixing up her hair Uh-huh, hello? This where your man is Wait ’til I get your heart going, I’ma turn it up too For how much I’m ’bout to love ya, no one above ya Praying to the Lord to hurry, hurry you along Baby, I intend to rush ya And she must need me (she must need me) Completely (completely) How my heart yearns for her Is she far away? (Is she far away?) Is she okay? (Is she okay?) This girl is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh Lord, help me, help me, help me I need you to tell me Baby (whoo-hoo), where the hell is my wife? (Whoo-hoo) What is taking her so long (whoo-hoo) to find me? Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Is she out there with another? (Whoo-hoo, yeah) If you happen to see her, baby, if you see her, tell her, tell her (She should holler) T-t-t-t-tell her I’m— tell her I’m the one, one, one Tell her I’m kind, tell her I’m 6'1" Tell her I got brown eyes and a growing fear That if she doesn’t find me now I’m gonna die alone, so can she Uh, uh, uh, hurry up here, girl Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh For her, for her, for her, for her I’ve gotta find that ring, I’ve gotta find that ring I’m searching for a diamond ring for her wedding finger A stone so bright it catches every light One she can hold up laughing, telling everyone about it And when the day arrives, forgive me, God, I ever doubted Until that moment comes, I do, I do, I do, I do Is she about it, ’bout it, ’bout it? This girl is testing me, uh-huh, uh-huh Lord, help me, help me, help me I need you to tell me Baby (whoo-hoo), where the hell is my wife? (Whoo-hoo) What is taking her so long (whoo-hoo) to find me? Oh, baby, where the hell is my lover? Is she out there with another? (Whoo-hoo, yeah) Tell her that my mama said it, tell her mama said it (Your wife is coming) I want her here, I want her here I wanna see her standing right in front of me I want a fierce and loyal woman One who isn’t scared to run beside me Someone I can brag about, laugh and talk about Someone I can hold and never let the world take down And when the day is here, forgive me, God, I ever doubted Till the end, I’m hers, I’m hers, I’m hers, Where is my wife?

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