[Verse 1] I said, “This is the last one,” Then I ordered two, Told the bartender, “Trust me, I know what I’m gonna do.” Gonna clean myself up, Gonna straighten my life, Soon as I finish this whiskey And whatever that guy’s wife— Wait. Was that your wife? ...My bad. [Chorus 1] (I'm) TIPPIN' UP! (I'm) TILTIN' BACK! Edges of the room are going black! HOLY SHIT—CAN I TAKE THAT BACK?! I'LL QUIT TOMORROW! [Verse 2] Bought a round for strangers, Forgotten every name, Lost my phone, Found a shoe, That jacket isn’t mine. Told a cop, “I pay your salary!” Apparently— Not the fucking time. [Pre-Chorus] Everybody knows it, They’ve heard it all before, “Tomorrow” means absolutely nothing When I’m ordering one more! [Chorus 2] (I'm) TIPPIN' UP! (I'm) TILTIN' BACK! Floor just hit me with a sneak attack! WHO THE FUCK PUT THE CEILING THERE?! I'LL QUIT TOMORROW! [Verse 3] Sent my ex a paragraph, Called my boss at two, Told my best friend I loved him, Then tried to fight his shoe. Spent ten minutes looking For the glasses on my head. Everybody’s staring. Yeah. Enough said. [Chorus 3] (I'm) TIPPIN' UP! (I'm) TILTIN' BACK! My mouth is moving but my brain lost track! WHY AM I YELLING AT A TACO BELL?! I'LL QUIT TOMORROW! [Breakdown] LAST DRINK! ONE MORE! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FRONT DOOR?! I’M FINE! I’M GOOD! I CAN WALK! "...I absolutely cannot walk." [Bridge] Tomorrow I’ll wake up, Read every fail, Find out who I pissed off, And follow the trail. I’ll swear to everybody This time is the end— Then five o’clock Comes around again. [Final Chorus] (I'm) TIPPIN' UP! (I'm) TILTIN' BACK! Everything’s white, then red, then black! OH GOD—WHO GAVE ME MY PHONE BACK?! I'LL QUIT TOMORROW! I'LL QUIT TOMORROW! Yeah— We all know What that means.
