Thump... Thump... Thump... Thump... (Running fast, frantic heavy footsteps on the ground, breathing hard) (Intense Deep Mechanical Breath) "I am your balder", White Chewie... "May the Weed be with you", let's burn this track! "I am your balder!" "May the Weed be with you!" (Lightsabers ignite) Brotherhood... Darth Vader... The Bald Brotherhood... ACTIVATE!!! (Massive Orchestra Swell) ⸻ "I am your balder", "May the Weed be with you!" I walk in slow but the whole room panic! Black cape flow lookin’ straight volcanic! "I am your balder", "May the Weed be with you!" Death Star drip with the force on smash! One hand lift and your fleet all crash! "I am your balder!" (Yeah!) "May the Weed be with you!" (Let's go!) "I am your balder!" (Yeah!) "May the Weed be with you!" (Catch me!) Red blade glow when the smoke roll in! White Chewie crew—I erase whole clans! "I am your balder", "May the Weed be with you!" Bass so dark make the planets shift! "May the Weed be with you"—your brain got flipped! ⸻ (Heavy mechanical breathing beats) Thump... Thump... Thump... Thump... "I am your balder", "May the Weed be with you!" You retired to a forest and hid for years, While I ran the cosmos feeding fear. "I am your balder", "May the Weed be with you!" Hairy white apes spitting garbage bars, You lose your mind under a sky of stars. "I am your balder!" (Yeah!) "May the Weed be with you!" (Let's go!) "I am your balder!" (Yeah!) "May the Weed be with you!" (Catch me!) "Apes together strong?"—that's a joke, Your whole hairy order crumpled in the smoke. "I am your balder"—the force obey me, One choke move and the room go crazy! ⸻ (Choirs + bass overload + lightsaber duel) I AM THE DARKNESS FALLING FROM THE SKY! "I AM YOUR BALDER!" I BROUGHT ORDER THROUGH FEAR AND POWER! "MAY THE WEED BE WITH YOU!" FORCE COLLIDE — FEEL THE FLOOR SHAKE! LIGHT OR DARK — WHO GONNA BREAK?! ⸻ (Lightsabers power down) (Beat Switch) (Intense Deep Mechanical Breath) Thump... Thump... Thump... Thump... (Heavy helmet pressure release hiss) Wanna see what's under the mask, White Chewie? "I am your balder", look at this shiny dome! "May the Weed be with you", your whole squad is dead. You played yourself, you hairy little glitch, 'Cause I AM the Brotherhood you were laughing at! (Space Engine Ignition Sound) (Hyperdrive Warp Effect) (Epic Orchestra Swell + 808 Bass Overload) "I am your balder!" (BALD! BALD! BROTHERHOOD!) "May the Weed be with you!" (BALD! BALD! UNDER THE HOOD!) "I am your balder!" (BALD! BALD! BROTHERHOOD!) "May the Weed be with you!" (BALD! BALD! UNDER THE HOOD!) No more forest, we going to space! No more mask, look at my face! (Cosmic Static Noise) (White Chewie and White Bigfoot Screaming in Terror) "I am your balder", White Chewie, I'm locking the target, White Bigfoot, look up, you can't escape my starship! "May the Weed be with you", hit the hyperdrive spark! "I am your balder!" "May the Weed be with you!" "I am your balder!" "May the Weed be with you!" Get out of my way, you hairy white apes! The Brotherhood is coming for your throne. (Heavy Marching Beats fading into Spaceship Thruster Sound) (Cosmic Ambient Sound) (Fade out) (End)
