I cause chaos then i Call it strategy

japanese, aggressive, catchy, electric guitar, vocaloid, melodic

[Verse 2]
Got plans
Color-coded on a coffee-stained paper
Big moves
Take a nap first, take the world later
My throne
Is a squeaky swivel chair that leans left
My cape
Is a hoodie with a pizza stain on the chest (yeah)

[Chorus]
I cause chaos, then I call it “strategy”
Tiny tyrant with a world-sized vanity
If it breaks, I just blame gravity
I rule the world with casual insanity
I cause chaos, then I call it “long-term plan”
Smile, wave, say “oops,” then I run it again
Global takeover, one bad idea at a time
I rule the world, and somehow that’s fine

[Verse 3]
New law
Everybody gets snacks on Monday
New rule
If you’re rude, you gotta compliment someone’s shoes today
New tax
Pay in memes, pay in naps, pay in vibes
New flag
Just my face doing awkward high-fives

[Bridge]
Who gave me the keys to this planet
Who said, “Yeah, that one, they can manage”
I’m just out here guessing on hard mode
Reading all the fine print in dark mode
If there’s a line, I’ll probably cross it
Then draft a law that says I meant it, that’s the logic

[Chorus]
I cause chaos, then I call it “strategy”
Tiny tyrant with a world-sized vanity
If it breaks, I just blame gravity
I rule the world with casual insanity
I cause chaos, then I call it “five-year plan”
Smile, wave, say “oops,” then I run it again
Global takeover, one bad idea at a time
I rule the world, and somehow that’s fine

[Outro]
[beat drops to a lazy loop]
So, uh… welcome to my kingdom
Population: you, me, and that one guy who still says “YOLO” unironically
Taxes are due on Tuesdays
You can pay in compliments, snacks, or emotional support gifs

If you’re looking for order
That’s three doors down, past the “We Read The Terms Of Service” sign
Here, we specialize in mild panic
And extremely confident bad decisions

Please keep your arms and legs inside the dictatorship
At all times
Unless you’re waving at me
In which case, yeah, that’s mandatory by law now
Thank you for choosing chaos airlines, enjoy your stay

2191/7500

[Verse 1] Step one Wake up, feel cute, start an empire Check phone Two missed calls, three new empires on fire I blink Someone crowned me king of the group chat I shrug Guess I’ll run the globe, can’t be worse than that [Verse 2] Got plans Color-coded on a coffee-stained paper Big moves Take a nap first, take the world later My throne Is a squeaky swivel chair that leans left My cape Is a hoodie with a pizza stain on the chest (yeah) [Chorus] I cause chaos, then I call it “strategy” Tiny tyrant with a world-sized vanity If it breaks, I just blame gravity I rule the world with casual insanity I cause chaos, then I call it “long-term plan” Smile, wave, say “oops,” then I run it again Global takeover, one bad idea at a time I rule the world, and somehow that’s fine [Verse 3] New law Everybody gets snacks on Monday New rule If you’re rude, you gotta compliment someone’s shoes today New tax Pay in memes, pay in naps, pay in vibes New flag Just my face doing awkward high-fives [Bridge] Who gave me the keys to this planet Who said, “Yeah, that one, they can manage” I’m just out here guessing on hard mode Reading all the fine print in dark mode If there’s a line, I’ll probably cross it Then draft a law that says I meant it, that’s the logic [Chorus] I cause chaos, then I call it “strategy” Tiny tyrant with a world-sized vanity If it breaks, I just blame gravity I rule the world with casual insanity I cause chaos, then I call it “five-year plan” Smile, wave, say “oops,” then I run it again Global takeover, one bad idea at a time I rule the world, and somehow that’s fine [Outro] [beat drops to a lazy loop] So, uh… welcome to my kingdom Population: you, me, and that one guy who still says “YOLO” unironically Taxes are due on Tuesdays You can pay in compliments, snacks, or emotional support gifs If you’re looking for order That’s three doors down, past the “We Read The Terms Of Service” sign Here, we specialize in mild panic And extremely confident bad decisions Please keep your arms and legs inside the dictatorship At all times Unless you’re waving at me In which case, yeah, that’s mandatory by law now Thank you for choosing chaos airlines, enjoy your stay

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