[Intro] Look at this photograph [Verse] It was long ago It was so far away But I'm here today I was there back then It was the month of May Had a pair of friends We would say "Hooray" and "Amen" When we got together Hopped into a Dodge Dart and dodged the bad weather Put the top down In leather And we thought about forever Then we stopped at the store What did we get it for? To make the Devil's Lettuce S'mores [Chorus] So tell me Have you ever Had Devil's Lettuce S'mores? I swear that you will never Taste anything better than before The Devil's Lettuce S'mores [Post-Chorus] La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la [Verse] Took our camping gear and went to the park Then we pitched a tent After we hit the bench Then we started a fire Like With matches and wood Okay? But the food was still inspired 'Cause we brought the goods We got graham crackers Marshmallows Hershey's chocolate bars And the lettuce The kind that leaves you feelin' bizarre But don't take my word for it 'cause I'm just a visitor If you want the recipe Ask the manager [Chorus] So tell me Have you ever Had Devil's Lettuce S'mores? I swear that you will never Taste anything better than before The Devil's Lettuce S'mores [Bridge] La-la-la-la-la (Mm, tasty) La-la-la-la-la (So gooey) La-la-la-la-la (Sticky, icky) La-la-la-la-la (Mm, gimme)