HONKY TONK TURD!

[Verse 1] Well, it was Friday night, the stars were bright, In a honky tonk down in old Fort Worth, I saw her there, with that long blonde hair, Thought I'd sweep her up and show her what it's worth. But when the music hit and we started to sway, Something in my gut didn't wanna play. [Chorus] Well, I made a honky tonk turd! Dancing with the finest, oh what a word! I tried to act cool, but it's all a blur, Yeah, I made a honky tonk turd! [Verse 2] The two-step spun round with a laugh and a twirl, She smiled at me, oh, that pretty girl, But just as I dipped, it hit me so hard, A honky tonk mishap, my dance card's been marred! Oh, Lord, I hope nobody hears my shame, Just gotta shuffle out and not take the blame! [Chorus] Well, I made a honky tonk turd! Dancing with the finest, oh what a word! I tried to act cool, but it's all a blur, Yeah, I made a honky tonk turd! [Outro] So remember this tale from the dance floor that night, Even cowboys can stumble, but they'll dance with all their might. [Verse 1] Well, it was Friday night, the stars were bright, In a honky tonk down in old Fort Worth, I saw her there, with that long blonde hair, Thought I'd sweep her up and show her what it's worth. But when the music hit and we started to sway, Something in my gut didn't wanna play. [Chorus] Well, I made a honky tonk turd! Dancing with the finest, oh what a word! I tried to act cool, but it's all a blur, Yeah, I made a honky tonk turd! [Verse 2] The two-step spun round with a laugh and a twirl, She smiled at me, oh, that pretty girl, But just as I dipped, it hit me so hard, A honky tonk mishap, my dance card's been marred! Oh, Lord, I hope nobody hears my shame, Just gotta shuffle out and not take the blame! [Chorus] Well, I made a honky tonk turd! Dancing with the finest, oh what a word! I tried to act cool, but it's all a blur, Yeah, I made a honky tonk turd! [Outro] So remember this tale from the dance floor that night, Even cowboys can stumble, but they'll dance with all their might.