Catgirl Needs Snacks [Kanako Ueda Cover | Nyah!]

Catgirl needs snacks, She can't attack. Not without a pastry In her pack. She's nibbling buns While everyone runs, She's eating through The boss mechanics, hun. She stops mid‑pull, She stops mid‑dash. She's taste‑testing Her dungeon stash. Catgirl needs snacks, It's her combat style. Give her one croissant And she'll crit for miles. If she doesn't eat, She won't lift her axe. We're wiping 'cos The catgirl needs snacks. She paused the fight For one small bite. The tank is crying For her might. But she won't move, She's in her groove. Reviewing stew Like it's a food review. She raids for treats, Not glory's flame. She queues for food, Not for the game. And if she naps Mid‑boss again. We'll tuck her in And try again. Catgirl needs snacks, It's her sacred rite. Feed her one tart And she'll save the fight. No pastry buff? She won't watch your backs, We're doomed because The catgirl needs snacks.