Samantha and Amanda are twins, Amantha and Samanda are their kin. Their family tree is indeed quite distinct, But they don't look quite how you'd think, A family full of claws, stalks and fins, Covered in scales and gills and grins. They got punchers and pincers on stems, Family pride from pinchers to cleithrems! Not to dive too deep on the family lore, But I feel like I owe you a tad bit more. Salmontha and Amano-shrimp fell deeply into love, Paired like a shoe on a hand and fit like a glove, Their lineage now spans generations, They stand out from other crustaceans. Now humans mistake them for tripodfish, Frogfish, batfish or some other odd fish... (Anyhow that's beside the point entirely,) Want to be my plus one to an anniversary? I was formally invited, (BYO air, no O2 provided) Set to a chorus of singing sea cows, The Crusta-Pesca Renewal of Vows This might be a weird ask, I don't know, But if you can swim, do you wanna go?
