[Intro – Crooked Piano, Slap Bass] HEY! HEY! COME ON, BABY! YEAHHHH! [Verse 1] Got a boyish grin and a crooked tie A million-dollar smile and a cheap disguise I sell my charm for a little applause Nobody asks what the laughter costs I'm everybody's favorite fool Breaking hearts and breaking rules They love the way I light the room Never see me leave too soon [Pre-Chorus] Paint that smile! Strike that pose! Nobody knows what nobody knows! [Chorus] EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! WATCH ME BURN, WATCH ME SHINE! EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! AND THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE! HEY! HEY! COME AND SEE! THE BEST DAMN VERSION OF ME! EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! BUT NOBODY TAKES HIM HOME! [Instrumental – Twisted Cabaret Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] Got a pocket full of pretty lies And a thousand ways to say goodbye I make 'em laugh, I make 'em stare Then wonder why there's no one there I'm a king without a crown The last damn clown when the lights go down I know the game, I know the score Still come crawling back for more [Pre-Chorus] Paint that smile! Strike that pose! Nobody knows what nobody knows! [Chorus] EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! WATCH ME BURN, WATCH ME SHINE! EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! AND THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE! HEY! HEY! COME AND SEE! THE BEST DAMN VERSION OF ME! EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! BUT NOBODY TAKES HIM HOME! [Bridge – Crooked Waltz, Building Guitars] Maybe I'm the joke I tell Maybe I know myself too well If I took this painted smile away Would anybody wanna stay? [Instrumental – Glam Metal Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus – Explosive] EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! WATCH ME BURN, WATCH ME SHINE! EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! AND THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE! HEY! HEY! COME AND SEE! THE BEST DAMN VERSION OF ME! EVERYBODY LOVES A TRAINWRECK! BUT NOBODY TAKES HIM HOME! [Outro – Piano, Slap Bass, Hard Stop] THE SHOW IS OVER! YEAHHHH!
