ZD 25.14: Trade War 2.0 Wants You

[Verse 1] Liberation Day, the screen turned red My portfolio hangin’ by a thread Smoke curls up as I light one slow In this bunker, watchin’ numbers blow [Chorus] I'm a Trade War soldier, holdin’ the line Dodgin' tariffs like bullets flyin’ blind Bear market shadows stretchin' so wide But I won't sell my soul, I won't run and hide [Verse 2] Great Progression’s rollin’ in Like the tide from deep within Civil War, Roarin’ Twenties scars Now it’s Nasdaq burnin’ under the stars [Bridge – Guitar Solo] Wah-heavy lead guitar cries out. Bass rumbles like distant artillery. Drums go slow, militant, and heavy. [Verse 3] Mitsubishi drops the chart of doom A trade bomb every three-day moon Policy made by AI ghosts With tax cuts carved in a holy toast [Chorus] I'm a Trade War soldier, stuck in the fight Watchin' shorts rise up in the dead of night Keepin' cash dry in a canteen shell This ain’t heaven, but it ain’t quite hell [Breakdown – Spoken Word Over Feedback] "You only count the days when you buy… …and when you sell. Everything else is noise." Don’t panic. Don’t hold the high-fliers. Cut your losses. Let go with fire. [Verse 4] High EV bets on the fallin’ tide Options loaded, I'm hedgin' the ride Sell on good news, don’t chase the dream The battlefield’s rigged, it ain’t what it seems [Chorus – Final Chorus with Harmony and Echo] I’m a Trade War soldier, beat but free The charts can’t kill what's left of me Stacked with scars and a steely laugh I’ll walk this line — this too shall pass Yeah, this too shall pass... [Outro – Slow Fade] Melancholy solo echoes into silence. Heartbeat kick drum fades out. (whispered) This is not financial advice.