Oh great, dropped with the wrong loadout again, genius move, Anti-tank only, perfect for these endless bug waves, dude! Crack bugs swarming like "thanks for the easy meal," how kind, Chitin everywhere, my team's already blind! Eagles? Cooldown city. Stratagems? Lol, good luck, Bugs cracking skulls while I click empty, what a stroke of luck! Wrong load, wrong fight, but hey, liberty's calling, Dying gloriously in this bug-infested falling! Crack bugs laughing, bile rain so refreshing, Loadout's a total joke, but we're "winning" I guess? Grenades gone, primary clicks dry, squad in full panic, "Extract now!" yeah right, as the horde gets manic! Wrong loadout legends, failing spectacularly, Super Earth thanks you for this comedy! Next drop we'll fix it... or not, who cares, Sarcastic dive into bug hell, cheers!
