Hey, that’s pretty good.

[Verse 1]
[iDubbbz Voice] I bought 500 fidget spinners and glued them to my spine.
[iDubbbz Voice] This man tried to sell plastic toast for $9,000.
[iDubbbz Voice] You wanna make a game? Cool.
[iDubbbz Voice] Maybe DON’T do it on RPG Maker XP, Kyle.
[iDubbbz Voice] Have you ever eaten soap out of a diaper?
[iDubbbz Voice] Because I have — and I gave it five stars.

[Hook]
[iDubbbz Voice] I’m gay! (but only for content.)
[iDubbbz Voice] This is what peak performance looks like.
[iDubbbz Voice] Your Kickstarter is garbage and I hate you.
[iDubbbz Voice] What’re you gonna do, demonetize me again?
[iDubbbz Voice] (throws box violently) — BAD. UNBOXING. TIME.

[Verse 2]
[iDubbbz Voice] RiceGum’s got money, but he ain’t got jokes.
[iDubbbz Voice] I came here to expose frauds and choke on packing peanuts.
[iDubbbz Voice] Ever mail me anime body pillows again, and I swear…
[iDubbbz Voice] …I will build a shrine, and I will cherish her forever.
[iDubbbz Voice] (This isn't a phase, Mom.)
[iDubbbz Voice] You're not a content creator, you're a content cucumber.

[Bridge]
[iDubbbz Voice] When you become the meme, the meme becomes you.
[iDubbbz Voice] Remember TanaCon?
[iDubbbz Voice] Yeah. I said what I said — context matters.
[iDubbbz Voice] Your apology video had less sincerity than my unboxing knife.
[iDubbbz Voice] I got demonetized before it was trendy.

[Hook – Final]
[iDubbbz Voice] I’m gay — for chaos, for content, for the culture.
[iDubbbz Voice] This whole platform’s a flaming bag of Funko Pops.
[iDubbbz Voice] But I’m still here. Still yelling. Still deep-fried.
[iDubbbz Voice] Bad Unboxing?
[iDubbbz Voice] BAD UN. BOXING.
[iDubbbz Voice] That’s pretty good.

[Outro]
[iDubbbz Voice] You’re a content cop, but I’m the content warden.
[iDubbbz Voice] See you in 6 months when I drop another nuke.
[iDubbbz Voice] I’m iDubbbz — and this is why your ego is overfunded.

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[Opening] [iDubbbz Voice] Hey, that’s pretty good. [iDubbbz Voice] I’m gay. [iDubbbz Voice] (You like that, huh? You like that deep-cut callback?) [iDubbbz Voice] Welcome to Kickstarter Crap — where dreams go to die. [Verse 1] [iDubbbz Voice] I bought 500 fidget spinners and glued them to my spine. [iDubbbz Voice] This man tried to sell plastic toast for $9,000. [iDubbbz Voice] You wanna make a game? Cool. [iDubbbz Voice] Maybe DON’T do it on RPG Maker XP, Kyle. [iDubbbz Voice] Have you ever eaten soap out of a diaper? [iDubbbz Voice] Because I have — and I gave it five stars. [Hook] [iDubbbz Voice] I’m gay! (but only for content.) [iDubbbz Voice] This is what peak performance looks like. [iDubbbz Voice] Your Kickstarter is garbage and I hate you. [iDubbbz Voice] What’re you gonna do, demonetize me again? [iDubbbz Voice] (throws box violently) — BAD. UNBOXING. TIME. [Verse 2] [iDubbbz Voice] RiceGum’s got money, but he ain’t got jokes. [iDubbbz Voice] I came here to expose frauds and choke on packing peanuts. [iDubbbz Voice] Ever mail me anime body pillows again, and I swear… [iDubbbz Voice] …I will build a shrine, and I will cherish her forever. [iDubbbz Voice] (This isn't a phase, Mom.) [iDubbbz Voice] You're not a content creator, you're a content cucumber. [Bridge] [iDubbbz Voice] When you become the meme, the meme becomes you. [iDubbbz Voice] Remember TanaCon? [iDubbbz Voice] Yeah. I said what I said — context matters. [iDubbbz Voice] Your apology video had less sincerity than my unboxing knife. [iDubbbz Voice] I got demonetized before it was trendy. [Hook – Final] [iDubbbz Voice] I’m gay — for chaos, for content, for the culture. [iDubbbz Voice] This whole platform’s a flaming bag of Funko Pops. [iDubbbz Voice] But I’m still here. Still yelling. Still deep-fried. [iDubbbz Voice] Bad Unboxing? [iDubbbz Voice] BAD UN. BOXING. [iDubbbz Voice] That’s pretty good. [Outro] [iDubbbz Voice] You’re a content cop, but I’m the content warden. [iDubbbz Voice] See you in 6 months when I drop another nuke. [iDubbbz Voice] I’m iDubbbz — and this is why your ego is overfunded.

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