[Verse 1] Well, I'm on my way home and I thinkin' about my woman And my mouth starts waterin' for her I'm lookin' at the watch and I'm runnin' all the red lights And I run up the stairs and burst through the door Well, I reach out and touch her And it just ain't there no more And I'm so disappointed [Chorus] 'Cause lovin' you is like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway It don't feel like nothin' at all And I don't wanna do it But I guess I gotta do it 'Cause I don't wanna see a good hot dog go to waste And I guess that's why they say [Post-Chorus] Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night [Verse 2] Now it's late and I'm still thinkin' 'bout my woman And I'm thinkin' that I'm goin' insane I'm tossin' and turnin' and dreamin' of a love Where the fit's a little tighter and I'm feelin' the strain But I look up and she's still there And my dreams fade away And I can still hear them sayin' [Chorus] Lovin' you is like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway It don't feel like nothin' at all And I don't wanna do it But I guess I gotta do it 'Cause I don't wanna see a good hot dog go to waste And I guess that's why they say [Post-Chorus] Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night Ain't nothin' like a fat girl on a hot summer night
