Mr. Know-It-All | YAAWN | Live at the Dunning-Kruger Fest | Less Idiotic Edition

∙∙ ∙–·· ––– ∙∙∙– ∙ –·–– ––– ∙∙– ∙– ∙–·· ∙–·· –∙–∙–– (づ ◕‿◕ )づ –∙–∙–– ∙–·· ∙–·· ∙– ∙∙– ––– –·–– ∙ ∙∙∙– ––– ∙–·· 🎧 © 2025 DJ Justice. 🎶 Song and Lyrics. All rights reserved. 🌐 dj_justice on Suno → https://suno.com/@dj_justice 🤖 This composition and its lyrics may contain traces of artificial intelligence. ⚠ Unauthorized use or duplication of this music or its lyrics is strictly prohibited without written permission. 💬 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮, 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽 & 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼. 🌍 We've built a German community for Suno artists! ✨ We are the StorytellerZ, find us on Discord: 👉 https://discord.gg/storytellerz 🧠 Inspired by the wildness that characterizes my state of mind... And by the Mini Event StorytellerZ LIVE on Stage. Thank you, Slade🖤Foley! 👉 https://discord.com/channels/1323355809773649992/1383488195509092475 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/daceee5e-eadc-4256-9979-b880ecca8c06 The challenge: 🎵 Only live versions. You know – with a live band, screaming crowd, or full-on sing-alongs. THAT’S IT. 🎸 A biting live performance calling out the self-proclaimed experts, know-it-alls, and Dunning-Kruger kings of the world. Sarcasm meets truth as the crowd claps back, sings along, and buries ego under irony. This one's for the 'geniuses'. 👉 The original song: https://suno.com/s/bGoIKq8leCZDMUm7 ∙∙ ∙–·· ––– ∙∙∙– ∙ –·–– ––– ∙∙– ∙– ∙–·· ∙–·· –∙–∙–– (づ ◕‿◕ )づ –∙–∙–– ∙–·· ∙–·· ∙– ∙∙– ––– –·–– ∙ ∙∙∙– ––– ∙–·· [Intro] Alright… this one... This song is for them. You know who I mean. (DINGBATS!) Yeah. The walking TED Talks. The human Wikipedia pages... (KNOW-IT-ALLS!) Yes! The guys who tell electricians how to wire, And chefs how to salt water. The ones who correct your grammar... mid-heartbreak. They show up at work, at parties, online... Like mold. Unstoppable. Uninvited. Uninformed. DUNNING-KRUGER KINGS! Hehe... Exactly. This one’s for all the self-proclaimed experts Who’ve never been wrong — Except every time they open their mouths. Let’s get into it. [Verse 1] YEAH RIGHT! You're a doctor A lawyer A professor A priest You're a chef and a sommelier A prophet A scholar A genius A beast And you never make mistakes You're a pilot A sailor A quarterback A ref You're a royal king of a god If there were a Nobel Prize for best know-it-all You'd be the only one they'd want You gotta know you're always right You gotta know what's best You gotta know how to fix things But everything you touch is wrecked [Verse 2] You're a rich man A poor man A beggar A thief You're the butcher The baker The candlestick maker A farmer A barber A faker A priest The cobbler and the baker's wife You're a carpenter A tailor A scientist A painter The guru of enlightenment I bet you're also a superhero 'Cause you're so good at ruining things [Chorus] You gotta know you're always right “Sing it with me!” You gotta know what's best You gotta know how to fix things But everything you touch is wrecked [Bridge] There's a man who's worked here since I was a child And he knows exactly what to do There's a girl at the register who gives it a try But there's something she doesn't know But you do [Chorus] You gotta know you're always right You gotta know what's best You gotta know how to fix things But everything you touch is wrecked [Chorus] You gotta know you're always right You gotta know what's best You gotta know how to fix things But everything you touch is wrecked But everything you touch is wrecked “Let’s hear you now!” But everything you touch is wrecked