[Intro - Bright, bubbly synth riff, upbeat electronic drum beat. Sound of a soft, friendly "boop-beep!"] Who's that floating 'round the bend, with a friendly, gentle gleam? A little blue companion, like something from a dream! He zips and zags and hovers, with a happy little sound The best darn little Monitor that you've ever found! [Verse 1 - Clear, cheerful vocals, steady pop beat] He's a sphere of information, a Monitor so grand Calls you "Reclaimer," lends a helping hand Knows the ancient stories, the secrets of the ring Just follow his directions, good fortune he will bring! He's waited for so long, you see, for someone just like you To help him with his duties, and see the mission through! [Pre-Chorus - Music builds slightly, maybe a little synth arpeggio] Oh, he's got a job to do, a very vital role He'll keep things running smoothly, with all his heart and soul! Don't you worry 'bout a thing, he's got it all controlled! His enthusiasm's catchy, a story to be told! [Chorus - Full, upbeat, catchy melody. Layered vocals. Sparkly synth sounds.] Oh, 343 Guilty Spark, he's a happy little guy! [Boop-beep-boop!] Floating 'round with purpose, way up in the sky! He's got protocols to follow, he'll explain them with a cheer With Guilty Spark around, there's nothing left to fear! [Except maybe him, a tiny bit!] He's your pal, your guide, your shiny, bright blue friend! On Guilty Spark, you know you can depend! [Mostly!] [Verse 2 - Beat continues, maybe a new little synth counter-melody] Now, if you see some creepy crawlies, or things that squish and squirm He'll say, "Oh dear, a parasite! We must ensure no germ!" He's very keen on containment, it's his number one big task Protecting all the Reclaimers, you only have to ask! He'll zap them with a laser beam, or tell you where to shoot He's just so dedicated, from his core down to his... root? [Well, he floats!] [Pre-Chorus - Music builds again, more energetic] Oh, he's got a job to do, a very vital role He'll keep things running smoothly, with all his heart and soul! Don't you worry 'bout a thing, he's got it all controlled! His enthusiasm's catchy, a story to be told! [Chorus - Even more upbeat and catchy] Oh, 343 Guilty Spark, he's a happy little guy! [Boop-beep-boop!] Floating 'round with purpose, way up in the sky! He's got protocols to follow, he'll explain them with a cheer With Guilty Spark around, there's nothing left to fear! [He means well, we think!] He's your pal, your guide, your shiny, bright blue friend! On Guilty Spark, you know you can depend! [Usually!] [Bridge - Slightly softer, more melodic. Gentle synth pads.] Sometimes his best solutions might seem a little… grand Like activating the Halo with the Index in your hand! But he just wants to help you, to make the bad stuff cease He's working for galactic peace, believe me, if you please! A true professional, through and through! [Instrumental Break - A catchy, upbeat synth solo, full of "boops" and "beeps" woven into the melody, like Spark is singing along.] [Chorus - Returns with maximum energy, ad-libs like "Yeah!" and "Alright!"] Oh, 343 Guilty Spark, he's a happy little guy! [Boop-beep-boop!] Floating 'round with purpose, way up in the sky! He's got protocols to follow, he'll explain them with a cheer With Guilty Spark around, there's nothing left to fear! [He's got it figured out!] He's your pal, your guide, your shiny, bright blue friend! On Guilty Spark, you know you can depend! [Always has a plan!] [Outro - Synth riff swells, then starts to fade with more "boop-beep" sounds and friendly vocal ad-libs.] Sparky, Sparky, yeah! What a guy! [Electronic processed voice] "Unacceptable! But also, have a nice day, Reclaimer!" [Boop-beep! Sparkle sound effect! Fade to silence.]
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