Ichigo, the reluctant hero, always rushing in to save the day, Protecting everyone—that’s his way. Ulquiorra’s plan, a twisted feat, Trapped in darkness, forced to eat. She used to glide like a breeze in the air, Now her body's thicker and she just doesn’t care. Full hips, heavy breasts, all moving in sync, No shame in her size, getting fatter, her kink. But damn, Orihime… those curves could stop a war, If I were him, I wouldn’t fight Hollows anymore. I’d get lost in those soft, bouncing “assets” of hers, Forget Bankai, I’d just worship those dangerous curves. Ichigo struggled but he got her out, From the dark Hollow world, no room for doubt. Back to Karakura, she walks with pace, SSBBW queen, owning her space. Ichigo, you’re epic, swinging that blade, But me? I’d have her screaming my name while the world fades. I’d guard that sweet smile with my life, no doubt, Then make her my queen and never pull out. Her weird food? Hell, I’d devour every bite, Then devour her slow all damn night. Red hair falling like fire on her skin, Innocent smile, but baby, let the sin begin. Her powers grew with each bite she took, Fullbringer magic, like an open book. Hikifune jealous, can’t match her might, Orihime, in her size, shines bright. Ulquiorra, keep your emo ass in line, Touch her and I’ll carve “she’s mine” on your spine. Aizen, stay sealed in your little hell, For Orihime I’d drag you there myself. They see her ass, it shakes the ground, But she’s the queen, with her rolls all around. Whispering “fat,” but she hears it proud, Orihime walks, fearless in the crowd. Ichigo, you’re epic, swinging that blade, But me? I’d have her screaming my name while the world fades. I’d guard that sweet smile with my life, no doubt, Then make her my queen and never pull out. Those crazy dishes—she’d feed me by hand, Then I’d flip her over the table, take full command. I’d slay a thousand Hollows, no hesitation, Just to come home and give her my “resurrection.” Orihime Inoue is fat— Orihime! (fat) Inoue! (fat) Weight on her hips, oh she stands her ground, Every pound she wears is a power unbound. Ichigo, you’re epic, swinging that blade, But me? I’d have her screaming my name while the world fades. I’d guard that sweet smile with my life, no doubt, Then make her my queen and never pull out. Ichigo, you’re the hero, that’s true, But I’d steal Orihime and show her what I’d do. Yeah, Ichigo… you save the world, that’s fine, I’ll just stay home and make Orihime mine.
