Intro Sea-Monkey! Take my money! They’ll only tire, when they expire But that doesn’t matter son, Kill an entire village of these, chum- Go ahead and buy another one! Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Verse 1 Some real back-matter shit Can’t imagine ordering it Sea-Monkey Gonna buy you… Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Verse 2 My happy prisoner family I seen that once on TV Sea-Monkey! Gonna get you… Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Chorus Sea-Monkey… I need to see… With my eyes… if these are capitalist Lies… Are you really alive, for a dollar twenty-five… When everything else is such A mess… You can own a bowlfull of instant Happiness… It may seem crazy but they can be Trained… I want the blonde one or I’ll go insane Sea-Monkey… I have to see… Not just a cheap hook In back of comic books Sea Monkey… I sea myself monkey-ing Around with you soon… Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Verse 3 To some the hobby is skeevy I seen that once on TV Sea-Monkey Gonna get you… Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Verse 4 Getting on an aquatic simian craze Just to leaving my guests amazed Sea-Monkey! Gonna buy you… Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Chorus Sea-Monkey… I need to see… With my eyes… if these are capitalist Lies… Are you really alive, for a dollar twenty-five… When everything else is such A mess… You can own a bowlfull of instant Happiness… It may seem crazy but they can be Trained… I want the blonde one or I’ll go insane Sea-Monkey… I have to see… Not just a cheap hook In back of comic books Sea Monkey… I sea myself monkey-ing Around with you soon… Sea-Monkey! Take my money! Outro So eager to please! They can even be trained! Even a six-year-old can deal Like a pack of trained seals And you can see from the ad They’re naked in their little pad Sea-Monkey! Take my money! My longing is so intense… Need that cute sea-monkey here with me… I’ll spring for the extra fifty cents… To rush this mail delivery…
