[Intro — Playful / Bratty] I’m a dog… Bark bark, bitch! Hehehe— Ruff! [Verse 1] Don’t start shit I might throw a fit Throw me a bone Then leave me alone Cute lil fairy But I got that bite Scratch behind my ears And we’ll be alright [Pre-Chorus] Who’s a good girl? ME! Who made this mess? …me. Who’s gonna clean it? NOT ME! Ruff! Ruff! [Chorus] I’M A DOG! BARK BARK, BITCH! Don’t start shit If you can’t handle it! Throw me a bone Then throw me another BARK! RUFF! WOOF! I’M A BAD MOTHER— [Glitch Cut] PUPPY! [Verse 2] Zoomies at three Running circles round the room Knocked over your drink Oopsie! Blame it on the moon Got glitter on my paws Got a bow on my tail Tell me “sit pretty” Baby— I’D RATHER FAIL! [Pre-Chorus] Who’s a good girl? ME! Who wants attention? ME! Who just bit the hand That tried to pet me? …also me. BARK! [Chorus] I’M A DOG! BARK BARK, BITCH! Don’t start shit If you can’t handle it! Throw me a bone I’ll bury that shit Dig it back up— AND BARK AT IT! RUFF! RUFF! [Bridge — Cute / Teasing] Pet my head Call me cute Put a little bow On my favorite boots I can play nice I can behave… …for like five fucking minutes. [Giggle] Okay, I’m bored. [Breakdown — Puppy Chaos] SIT! No. STAY! No. COME HERE! …maybe. ROLL OVER! BITCH, YOU ROLL OVER! BARK! BARK! ARF! ARF! RUFF! RUFF! GRRRRRRR— [Manic Giggles] Hehehehehehehe! [Glitchy Chant] PUP-PUP-PUPPY PLAY! PUP-PUP-PUPPY PLAY! Fetch the glitter! Chew the lace! PUP-PUP-PUPPY— PLAY! [Final Chorus] I’M A DOG! BARK BARK, BITCH! Four little eyes And an attitude problem! Throw me a bone Give my tummy a rub Then watch me get the zoomies AND DESTROY YOUR FUCKING RUG! BARK! RUFF! WOOF! PUPPY PLAY! [Outro — Sweet / Innocent] Who’s a good girl? … Still me. [quiet bark] …ruff.
