[Intro — low rumble] bum bum bidi didi bum bum [Verse 1] Woke up in the crate, no kibble, no play Mama said “good boy” then we rolled away White room, cold table, smell like fear and bleach Doc in a mask reachin’ straight for my peach I wagged that tail like we cool, we friends Next thing I know they puttin’ me under again [Chorus] Simmy Simmy snip snip They took me to da vet He clipped my shit Simmy Simmy snip snip Dis some fucked-up shit [Post-Op Breakdown — the mountain hits] Now ahhh… ahh AAHHHH AHHHHHH bum bum bidi didi bum bum One eye open room still spin look down look down again ain’t nothin’ swingin’ ain’t nothin’ left to win Tried to stand legs like jelly tail still waggin’ but the boys gone missin’ Cone scrapin’ floor I growl through the plastic “You clipped my shit, man… now leave me alone.” [Verse 2 — still climbing] Woke up groggy, cone on my head Two empty hangers where the twins used to sit Tried to lick it, cone said “nah, sit down” Walkin’ like a penguin, pride on the ground Park dogs starin’ like “damn, what they do?” I just stare at the sky like they took the whole crew [Bridge — peak] I used to hump the couch, hump the air, hump the breeze Now I just sit there contemplatin’ my knees They said it’s better for me They said you’ll be fine Tell that to the ghost of my balls in the afterlife [Final Chorus — avalanche] Simmy Simmy snip snip (ahh AHHHH) They took me to da vet (bum bum bidi didi) He clipped my shit (AHHHHHH) Dis some fucked-up shit bum bum bidi didi bum bum (never forget)
