**Verse 1** Woke up wearin’ one boot and regret, Phone’s missin’, my wallet’s in debt. Barmaid smilin’, says I sang last night— Guess I found salvation in a neon light. **Chorus** So Jesus, take the bar tab, I’m broke again, Bless these sins and my next of kin. If the road to heaven’s got a dotted line, Then hallelujah, pour me one more time. **Verse 2** Sheriff’s hat sittin’ on my truck hood, Said I “borrowed” his horse for the greater good. Told him, “Brother, I was ridin’ free.” He said, “That horse sure don’t agree.” **Chorus** So Jesus, take the bar tab, I’m tapped again, Forgive this outlaw and his next of kin. If redemption’s sold in a bottle this size, Then hallelujah, pour me one more time. **Verse 3** Ex called sayin’ she found my hat, On her sister’s floor—won’t get into that. Cupid’s drunk and shootin’ blind, But I still tip him every time. **Bridge** My soul’s on credit, my luck’s on loan, But hell, at least I ain’t alone. There’s angels hummin’ through the gin, Singin’, “Boy, you’ll never win.” **Outro** So Jesus, take the bar tab, and keep the change, Save my hide from the law’s exchange. If the pearly gates got a honky-tonk sign, Then hallelujah… pour me one more time.
