I told her "You look a lot like my new girl" And she looked at me like "Ew" And I said "Whatevs" Then she said "Smash" And I said "Epic" Then I wham-bammed straight to Ohiooo Exploded like a volcanooo Now I'm so epic Now I'm so epic (Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wahahahahah) Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo Exploded like a volcanooo It's not a lie It's not a lie Then she asked what exactly happened and I told her "Epicness" Then she asked why and I said “IDK” Then she asked how and I said “rizz” Chicka-chicka-chicka braaa The only word I can spell is “skibidi” Then I wham-bammed straight to Ohiooo Crescendoed like a pianooo I’m so aesthetic I’m so aesthetic (Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wahahahahah) Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo Crescendoed like a pianooo It's not a lie It's not a lie (I’m so aesthetic I’m so aesthetic) Oh God It was a total shock Obsidian Skin Volcanic rock (Chicka-chicka-chicka braaa) Chicka-chicka-chicka braaa Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo Let’s do it again HAHA! Nooo Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo Come on, one more time HAHA! No no no Then I did the wham-bam straight to Ohiooo (Lookin' out the window and you look so pretty) (Deja vu, uncanny serendipity) Then I looked around and said "Man I'm so cool" “Your music is literally terrible” “It makes zero sense”
