Well, they say that every midnight at the old, deserted diner A ghost sits at the counter, a sad and lonely whiner Her name is Loretta, she's a vision in pale blue And she's waiting for a lover, baby, maybe that's you! She orders black coffee, though she can't even drink And her spectral tears fall on the counter with a "plink"! LORETTA! THE GHOST WITH THE BROKEN HEART! SHE'LL TEAR YOUR SANITY APART! LORETTA! STILL WAITING BY THE PHONE! SHE'LL FOLLOW YOU, YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE! SHE'S A PSYCHOBILLY NIGHTMARE, A TRAGEDY IN NEON LIGHT! DON'T YOU GO TO THAT DINER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Well, I didn't believe the story, I thought it was a fake So I went down to that diner, for goodness gracious sake! And there she was, just like they said, so beautiful and sad The prettiest dead girl a living boy has ever had! She looked at me with hollow eyes and whispered out my name And since that night my fevered brain has never been the same! LORETTA! THE GHOST WITH THE BROKEN HEART! SHE'S TEARING MY SANITY APART! LORETTA! STILL WAITING BY THE PHONE! SHE'S FOLLOWING ME, I'M NEVER, EVER ALONE! SHE'S A PSYCHOBILLY NIGHTMARE, A TRAGEDY IN NEON LIGHT! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GONE TO THAT DINER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! Now she's in my mirror... she's in the static on my TV screen... She whispers "I love you" from the washing machine... She says her lover's coming back... and he looks... just... like... ME! Oh no! LORETTA! THE GHOST WITH THE BROKEN HEART! SHE'S TORN MY SANITY APART! LORETTA! STILL WAITING BY THE PHONE! SHE'S INSIDE MY HEAD, I'M NEVER, EVER ALONE! SHE'S A PSYCHOBILLY NIGHTMARE, A TRAGEDY IN NEON LIGHT! I'M GONNA BURN DOWN THAT DINER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! ...I'm waiting for you...