Take Us To Your Dealer Take Us to Your Dealer Intro A knock on my door Then I hear them say Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer We parked on your lawn By the broken swing chair Verse 1 Green ship on the grass Three eyes in my porch light Tiny hands, big grins Said, “Bro, we need that good life” I said, “Keep it low” “My neighbor got a ring cam” They nodded slow like, “Earth be a strange land” One had a silver mouth One wore my old cap One kept sniffing air Like a hound in my lap Then sirens hit the block I froze by the mailbox They ducked behind the hedge And blinked like flash rocks Pre‑Chorus I whispered, “Chill, my dudes, This town don’t play around.” We had to move, move Head down, act normal Past the cracked front gate Through the path of the orn’ry I said, “Don’t wave” They said, “We can’t help it” One did a little spin And almost got us busted Chorus Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer (dealer) Hide us from the world We just want the reefer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer (dealer) Cops at the curb Men in black at the meter Verse 2 In the parking lot They tried on sunglasses One looked like a star One looked like some cabbage I grabbed all I could Big sacks and the jars too Hash oils, extracts Stuff with the shark glue The clerk raised an eyebrow I said, “Family reunion” Aliens in the aisle Doing moonwalks to the tune We hit the back road fast Windows fogging over One said, “This place slaps” Then we both lost composure Pre‑Chorus We had to move, move Head down, act normal Bag on my lap And my heart felt enormous I said, “Don’t peek out” They said, “We can’t help it” A black van slowed beside us So we all played dead and silent Chorus Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer (dealer) Hide us from the world We just want the reefer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer (dealer) Cops at the curb Men in black at the meter Verse 3 Back in my yard now We lit up the patio Purple clouds swirling Like a cheap‑ass radio They passed the flame around Polite as diplomats One said, “This is art” Then he floated off his hat Another started laughing At a squirrel in the pine tree Said the whole damn planet Was a joke and a findie Then they showed me something Way beyond the treetops A silver stairway And a door that never locks Pre‑Chorus We had to move, move Head up, lights spinning My face felt weightless And my bones started grinning One said, “Come with us” With a grin like thunder I looked at my front door Then I laughed and went under Chorus Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer (dealer) Hide us from the world We just want the reefer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer (dealer) Cops at the curb Men in black at the meter Verse 4 Now I’m in the ship With the seats all glowing They said, “One free ride” And the night kept growing We looped past the moon Past the porch‑light halo I waved at my house Like, “See you later, neighbor” They gave me cosmic snacks And a view of the dawn line Said, “You were cool, Earth man” Then they hit the warp drive Bridge Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer From your cracked‑back yard To the edge of forever Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer I came for the stash Now I’m gone with the extra Outro
