Symphony in Slap Minor

Verse 1 I step in the lab with a bow and beat Conductin’ chaos with gold on my feet Got strings in flames, drums in a riot And the bassline growlin’—ain’t nothin’ quiet I drop notes like Newton drops facts Piano keys bangin’ like thunderclaps I wrote this groove in a haunted score Symphony slap, straight off the floor Violin screamin’, brass all bent Every damn bar’s an experiment You brought a solo—I brought a storm Mozart’s ghost just took new form Chorus This my symphony in slap minor Dark as ink in a Bach-lined binder Conduct the noise, break the rules Funkin' with fire in powdered-wig shoes This my opus of boom and bass Orchestra wired in a time-looped place I don’t compose, I detonate lines In slap minor—where the genius grinds Verse 2 I sampled strings from the edge of time Then I flipped that fugue to a grimy rhyme Piano Keys with a high-pass growl And a timpani thump that could move a crowd I sync synths with overtones ans Like Tchaikovsky trippin’ on dial tones My lab got echo from floor to beam Got bass so deep it’ll shake your dreams Pre-Chorus Viola’s cryin’, the flutes combust I make the concert hall erupt with dust This ain’t no waltz, this is war in 3/4 Dr. BeatStine kickin’ down the score Chorus This my symphony in slap minor Drenched in funk, gettin' finer and finer Baroque and broken, bent and wild Classical fire from a synth-born child Viola’s cryin’, the flutes combust I make the concert hall erupt with dust This ain’t no waltz, this is war in 3/4 Dr. BeatStine kickin’ down the score Chorus This my symphony in slap minor Drenched in funk, gettin' finer and finer Baroque and broken, bent and wild Classical fire from a synth-born child Verse 3 Yo—I got bassoons in a beatbox loop And violins screech in a neon swoop You play by rules, I shatter the clef I turn page one to a scene of death I’m the ghost in the pit, the glitch in the staff Throwin’ Beethoven’s wig in a chemical bath They said “stay in tune”—I said “nah, disrupt” Now the score’s on fire and the tempo’s corrupt Final Chorus Symphony in slap minor, born from noise Funk from the dust of forgotten toys I bow with sparks, I drop the wand Conductin’ a world that don't respond Outro Let ‘em write silence, I write sparks With labcoat threads and sonic marks My legacy lives in the sound and grime A madman’s symphony, etched in time