[Intro - Whispered voices, glitchy keys] Meeting called to order. Who’s chairing? Nobody? Fantastic. [Verse 1 - Rhythmic talk-rap] There’s a woman in my head with a five-year plan And another one deleting it whenever she can One says save, one says spend One says text him, one says END There’s a little voice demanding I mature And a louder one that’s honestly not sure One wants peace, one wants drama One just wants to call my mama [Pre-Chorus - Overlapping vocals] (Think it through!) (Just do it!) (That’s embarrassing!) (Screw it!) I would like to make a statement But apparently I’ve been muted [Chorus - Bouncy, layered vocals] The committee in my head Can’t agree on getting out of bed Everybody’s got a brilliant plan Nobody knows who I am Motion passed, motion failed Common sense has left the mail I’m the CEO, allegedly Of a deeply troubled company [Instrumental - Glitchy bass, chopped vocal fragments] [Verse 2 - Playful rap] There’s a girl who wants a quiet life With a garden and a reasonable bedtime Then the other one buys concert tickets For a Tuesday, non-refundable One says therapy’s going great One says why’d we overshare at eight? One says boundaries, healthy choices One says listen to the voices Not THOSE voices. The metaphorical ones. Jesus. [Pre-Chorus - Voices interrupting] (We need a vote!) (We need a drink!) (We need to stop!) (We need to think!) Could somebody please explain Why the minutes are in pink? [Chorus] The committee in my head Can’t agree on getting out of bed Everybody’s got a brilliant plan Nobody knows who I am Motion passed, motion failed Common sense has left the mail I’m the CEO, allegedly Of a deeply troubled company [Bridge - Beat drops, close vocal] And somewhere in the back There’s a girl who doesn’t speak She just watches all the meetings Seven days a week I asked her what she wanted She said, “Can we go outside?” And for once Nobody argued. [Instrumental - Warm synths, bass groove] [Final Chorus - Voices return] The committee in my head Has unanimously agreed instead To postpone the next decision Pending further supervision Motion passed, motion failed Someone’s crying, someone’s jailed I’m the CEO, allegedly And nobody reports to me [Outro - Spoken] Meeting adjourned. (Wait, who approved that?) Me. (Which one?) …Oh, for fuck’s sake.
