Intravenus de Milo (Spinal Tap Tribute)

[Intro – cathedral organ swell, thunder cracks, ominous choir chanting “De Miiilo”] [ominous chorus chanting, chant, deep] (De Miiiilo) (De Miiiilo) [Verse 1 – whispered gravitas, then booming baritone] Carved in marble veins of white, Frozen goddess, pale in fright. Statue bleeding liquid stone, Hear the scream in monotone. [Pre-Chorus – harmony guitar leads, toms rolling] Intra, intra, intravénus— Echoes through the halls of Venus. [Chorus – guitars in heroic unison, soaring vocals] Intravenus de Milo! Blood of statues, hearts of pyro. Intravenus de Milo! Stone injections, rock revival. [Verse 2 – half-spoken, half-sung melodrama] Temple doctors chant the creed, Marble flesh begins to bleed. Silent goddess, alabaster bride, Rock and roll flows deep inside. [Pre-Chorus – double-time drums, choir returns faintly] Intra, intra, intravénus— Sacred veins, profánus genius. [Chorus – higher key, more bombastic] Intravenus de Milo! Crimson rivers through the silo. Intravenus de Milo! Bleeding art from dark revival. [Bridge – sudden tempo drop, bass rumble, spoken word] Behold! The drip, the drop, the stone that bleeds! Injected dreams of Greco needs! Nurses weep, the scalpel bends, The solo never, ever ends! [Guitar Solo – wailing, endless, self-indulgent, bends held far too long] [Final Chorus – massive stack of vocals, overblown gong hit at end] Intravenus de Milo! Ancient veins ignite the gyro. Intravenus de Milo! Sculpted rock, eternal idol! [Outro – gong fades, choir whispers “De Milo… De Milo…” as organ drones out] [whispers] (De Milo… De Milo…)