(Fast Guitar Intro) (Verse 1) In the heat of July, on the hottest day, Two brave uncles set out before the light of day, Mark the Archer, and James the Scout, From the cabin they snuck out, without a shout. (Chorus) Oh, the effort they gave, the adventure so grand, Through the wilds and the heat, across the rugged land, For the biggest wild boar, with nothing but a bow, Uncle Mark and Uncle James, with a fire in their soul. (Verse 2) They hiked up Charleston Creek, through Lou's to Elk Horn Flat, The sun was blazing down, but they never turned back, Exhausted but determined, they pressed on through the land, Not finding pigs there, they knew they had to make a stand. (Short Guitar Interlude) (Verse 3) They ventured far north, across Island Mountain high, Until they spotted a boar, under the blue sky, In the Barkers, near Big Rocks, the boar stood proud, Mark nocked his arrow, as they crept without a sound. (Bridge) The first arrow struck true, but the boar didn’t fall, The second made it mad, it charged like a wall, Up a tree they scrambled, the wild beast below, Mark's hands were steady, as he drew his bow. (Verse 4) Two more arrows flew, the last through its neck, The boar finally fell, what a mighty wreck, They dropped from the tree, their legs like lead, Gutting their prey, their energy nearly dead. (Chorus) Oh, the effort they gave, the adventure so grand, Through the wilds and the heat, across the rugged land, For the biggest wild boar, with nothing but a bow, Uncle Mark and Uncle James, with a fire in their soul. (Guitar Solo) (Verse 5) Down to the creek, they dragged the beast, James kept Mark from fainting, with water and starburst treats, They found themselves downstream, of the Horseshoe bend, Miles from home, their journey not at an end. (Bridge) James took charge, racing home for aid, To get help, and a truck, for the prize they had made, Late in the day, he made it back to camp, Told his tale, and the family lit their lamps. (Guitar Solo) (Guitar Solo) (Verse 6) They drove to rescue Mark, and haul the boar back, Excitement filled the air, for the feast they’d unpack, But the day had been so hot, the meat had spoiled, Yet the memory of their adventure, forever uncoiled. (Chorus) Oh, the effort they gave, the adventure so grand, Through the wilds and the heat, across the rugged land, For the biggest wild boar, with nothing but a bow, Uncle Mark and Uncle James, with a fire in their soul. (Extended Guitar Solo) (Outro) No feast to be had, but the story lives on, Of two brave uncles, and their great hunt at dawn, Through the sweat and the trials, their bond did grow, A tale of adventure, in the wild, they did sow. (Extended Guitar Solo) (Chorus) Oh, the effort they gave, the adventure so grand, Through the wilds and the heat, across the rugged land, For the biggest wild boar, with nothing but a bow, Uncle Mark and Uncle James, with a fire in their soul. (Guitar Outro) (End)