He called me wild, he called me strange, Said my moods had their own exchange. But he’s the guy who counts the stars, Then forgets where he parked the car. He said I’m nuts, but look who stayedβ€” He’s the one who’s half-decayed. I’m his problem now! (yeah!) Got my crown and a paper cow. I’m his problem now! (woo!) Ain’t no cure, don’t ask how. I spin like a record, loud and proudβ€” He made the mess, I’m his problem now! He folds his socks by Zodiac sign, Tells bad jokes he thinks are fine. He says I’m chaos wrapped in lace, But he’s the smile on my nutcase face. If loving me’s his greatest sin, Then bless his soul, let’s dive back in! I’m his problem now! (yeah!) Hot glue on a velvet vow. I’m his problem now! (woo!) The queen of β€œdon’t ask how.” I kiss like thunder, break his vowβ€” Oh yeah, I’m his problem now! He thinks he’s sane? Oh please! He writes songs about my sneeze! He said, β€œShe’s nuts,” well maybe soβ€” But he’s the one who won’t let go! I’m his problem now! (yeah yeah!) He’s addicted to my pow! I’m his problem now! (woo!) Doctor says β€œjust bow.” We’re both cracked and that’s allowedβ€” Yeah, baby, I’m his problem now!