Intercessory Ode to the Fan Fairy

I O Fan Fairy, severe, unwavering, and without mercy, restrain the flow of your imprecations. Guard yourself against turning upon the members of your own team. Save the morale of your troops, gather your people and come encourage our players, both in defeat and in victory. O Fan Fairy, spare us your sternness and your fury. Help, and offer your positive support to your valiant ones. Amen.