[Verse 1] Got a flat tire on my perfect plan Guess the universe just said, “Not today, man” Bought a gym pass I’ll never use But hey, it looks nice on my shoes (Ayy) I pay rent, eat ramen, act like I’m grown Pretend I like my job and my student loans Been a hell of a show, But I think it’s time to go— Crash! Crash! Crash! (Here we go!) [Chorus] So put your cool face on, everybody Pretend we’re not insane, everybody Let’s laugh (Let’s laugh) Before we crash! (Crash!) I’m way too young to play it clever Way too broke to act together Let’s dance (Let’s dance) Before we crash! [Verse 2] I’m one bill away from a breakdown (Breakdown) Still smiling like I run the whole damn town My plants are dead, my card declined Still somehow say “I’m doin’ fine” Bought a suit for a job I hate Late for life, but never late Yeah, I’m losing my grip But I’ll do it with style and a tight-lipped grin— Crash! Crash! Crash! (Ha-ha-ha, let’s go!) [Chorus] So put your cool face on, everybody Pretend we’re not insane, everybody Let’s laugh (Let’s laugh) Before we crash! (Crash!) I’m way too young to fake composure Way too tired to keep the closure Let’s dance (Let’s dance) Before we crash! [Bridge] Alright, let’s recap: Bills? Unpaid. Sleep? Delayed. Hope? Fading. Confidence? Faked it. Still here though — Still clapping, still smiling, still asking— “Am I winning or just acting?” (Crash! Crash! Crash! — everybody!) [Final Chorus] So put your cool face on, everybody Pretend we’re not insane, everybody Let’s laugh (Let’s laugh) Before we crash! I’m way too young to call it over Way too stubborn to stay sober Let’s dance (Let’s dance) Before we crash!
