(Intro: weird, note-bending cello coda) [Chorus] Who is the Walrus? Who is the Rabbit? Who are the Hatters? Boo-boo-ba-boo! Who is the Queen? Who is the Caterpillar? Who deals the cards? Boo-boo-ba-boo! [Verse 1] The Queen is shouting from her throne, The Rabbit's late again, The Hatter's pouring nonsense Into everybody's brain. The Cheshire Cat is smiling, The cards are flying free, And Alice asks the question: “Is this democracy?” [Chorus] Who is the Walrus? Who is the Rabbit? Who are the Hatters? Boo-boo-ba-boo! Who is the Queen? Who is the Caterpillar? Who deals the cards? Boo-boo-ba-boo! [Verse 2] Down in Georgia Cheshire smiles, While Hatter drops his tea, In Texas Caterpillars Argue over who they'll be. In Ohio old Mock Turtles Crawl out from the deep, While every card is promising A promise it can't keep. [Bridge] Who are you? Who am I? Who's ahead? Who's telling lies? Who's the King? Who's the fool? Who's been changing all the rules? (Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!) [Final Chorus] Who is the Walrus? Who is the Rabbit? Who are the Hatters? Boo-boo-ba-boo! Who is the Queen? Who is the Caterpillar? Who deals the cards? Boo-boo-ba-boo! The Rabbit lost his watch, The Hatter lost his head, The Queen is counting roses, And Alice's cards are red. Boo-boo-ba-boo! [Outro]
