Amish at Aldi

[Verse 1] Those Amish folks have got their cows, (ee eye ee eye oh) But they're raiding Aldi's anyhow, (ee eye ee eye oh) [Chorus] With a butter grab here, and a cream swipe there Here a raid, there a raid, everywhere a dairy raid Those Amish folks are GETTING PAID! (ee eye ee eye oh) [Verse 2] They bake their goods with Aldi's cream, (ee eye ee eye oh) And sell 'em at a price extreme, (ee eye ee eye oh) [Chorus] With a butter grab here, and a cream swipe there Here a raid, there a raid, everywhere a dairy raid Those Amish folks are GETTING PAID! (ee eye ee eye oh) [Verse 3] Now I can't have cream in my joe, (ee eye ee eye oh) No butter for my toast, oh no! (ee eye ee eye oh) [Chorus] With a butter grab here, and a cream swipe there Here a raid, there a raid, everywhere a dairy raid Those Amish folks are GETTING PAID! (ee eye ee eye oh) [Verse 4] Their buggies full of dairy loot, (ee eye ee eye oh) While we're left with almond juice, (ee eye ee eye oh) [Chorus] With a butter grab here, and a cream swipe there Here a raid, there a raid, everywhere a dairy raid Those Amish folks are GETTING PAID! (ee eye ee eye oh) [Outro] I guess I'll have to get a cow, (ee eye ee eye oh) 'Cause Aldi's shelves are empty now, (ee eye ee eye oh) [Big Finish] (With a butter grab here, and a cream swipe there) Here a raid, there a raid, EVERYWHERE A DAIRY RAID! Those Amish folks are getting paid, ee eye ee eye OHHH! [cow moo] [END]